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Dude Funny Quotes & Sayings

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In us they are the sign of the whole. — Erin Moure

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Give me the Black Death over a Victorian prude any day. At least the dying screw like it's their last day on earth. — R.E. Vance

Why would you put bacon on nachos in the first place?" Misha asked.
"Dude. We're in America. We put bacon on everything. — Avon Gale

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday

There are two kinds of people, there's those who like Johnny Cash, and those that will. — Marty Stuart

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude. — Krist Novoselic

Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain? — Caroline Goode

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg

Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. — Cynthia Hand

I'm always very scared when I start a movie because I never know if I'm going to be able to do a good job or do a very bad job. — Marion Cotillard

Possibilities and miracles mean the same thing — Prentice Mulford

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now. — Mark Frost

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." — Mitch Hedberg

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin