Drunks Quotes
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Drunks Quotes & Sayings
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Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.
— Charles Bukowski
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
— Richard Burton
Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks.
— Joni Mitchell
Don't flatter yourself. It's hard not to notice when fifty drunks are chanting your name.
— Jamie McGuire
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In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
— Oscar Wilde
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air.
— Craig Brown
I only want to talk to you. The robbers are all in bed by now. Drunks, drifters, and poets are the only ones up this late at night.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
— Chuck Klosterman
The Lord looks after drunks and Americans.
— Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Only drunks stare at statues .... I never liked the statues keeping vigil, primarily because they were too close to life.
— Amit Chaudhuri
Carnival: filth, trash, spangles, drunks, and Gods.
— Sallie Ann Glassman
Some friends are gossips and some are sloppy drunks. If you like them well enough, you ignore this trait and continue to be their friend.
— Jennifer Close
But I've mellowed over time, which is what all wine drunks and dope smokers say when trying to justify why they quit trying.
— Chuck Klosterman
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
— Mason Cooley
Nobody had seen a Djinni in decades. Now all it took to burn down a den of sin was a girl, a foreigner and a whole mess of drunks.
— Alwyn Hamilton
It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.
— Michael O'Leary
She said all writers were prima donnas, drunks, social misfits, pompous, or depressed. Brilliant, maybe, but completely crazy.
— Ilsa J. Bick
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
— Willie Nelson
Fine." I poured one more shot for her, then screwed the lid on the bottle. "But that's it. I'm not putting my life in the hands of a bunch of drunks.
— Rachel Vincent
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
— Willie Nelson
God sends drunks blackouts because if they knew what they had done they would surely die of shame.
— Lucia Berlin
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.
— Michael O'Leary
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.
— Margaret Atwood
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.
— Robert Rankin
It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.
— Doug Benson
God watches over drunks and third baseman.
— Leo Durocher
My folks were drunks, and I had a rough childhood - really rough - in fact, rougher than I thought about.
— Gary Paulsen
And you know what the worst thing was?The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried. — Jack McCarthy
God takes care of drunks and third basemen
— Leo Durocher
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
— Johnny Vegas
Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time.
— Kingsley Amis
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.
— Charles Bukowski
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work my tail off.
— Lauren Bacall
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
— Joe E. Lewis
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes.
— Lucy Wood
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.
— Garrison Keillor
We drank because we're drunks. We never get better. We get a daily reprieve based on our spiritual condition, and that's it.
— Stephen King
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles.
— Mason Cooley
