Drunk Sex Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Drunk Sex

Drunk Sex Quotes & Sayings

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Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty. — Mike Epps

Because if you're drunk on sex and love, then I'm fucking wasted. — Erin McCarthy

He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child. — Anthony Burgess

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren't. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The thing that matters is not what you bear, but how you bear it — Seneca The Younger

I rarely acquire any enthusiasm for the opposite sex outside of being drunk. — Claire-Louise Bennett

The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked. — Harper Sloan

Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.
— Robert Hess

Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. — Stephenie Meyer

If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself. — Tucker Max

Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits."
"'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody! — Nora Roberts

My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn't know when to stay down. — Alexis Hall