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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
drive like hell was chasing you.
— Cassandra Clare
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
— Mike Greenwell
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
— George Carlin
It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.
— Haruki Murakami
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
— Jerry Coleman
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
— Katt Williams
There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius
— Josh Stern
I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma.""You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma. — Kami Garcia
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
— Whitney Cummings
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
— Rodney Dangerfield
And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else
— Richelle Mead
My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
— Michelle Hodkin
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
