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The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee

Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty. — Rachel Higginson

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides

Good people drink good beer. — Hunter S. Thompson

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway,

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper. — Granger Smith

Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer! — Gerry Abbey

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther

I let my drinking do the talking. — Humphrey Bogart

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion. — Alice Cooper

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier. — Brooke Bida

The favourite activity is drinking a lot of beer and the second is throwing it up again) — Bill Bryson

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. — Granger Smith

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. — Bryan Hayes

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. — Eden Phillpotts

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. — Rick Moranis

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety. — William Shakespeare

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx