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FXC arguing that love is what makes us most human - to deny it is to deny an essential part of your humanity.
— Doug Dorst
If you plug in a number and the math starts getting creepy (anything involving fractions or negative numbers is creepy) ...
— Doug Pierce
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
It turns out that it's easier to do politics in a movie. People really don't want it in their TV.
— Doug Liman
lived his life in the middle, hovering in a space devoid
— Doug Burris
Now I just accept that we're born each day and we die each night. In between we live our lives.
— Doug Cooper
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
— Doug Larson
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
— Doug Larson
Whenever I have time and am compelled to watch anything, it's usually something I'm not in!
— Doug Hutchison
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
— Doug Larson
We tried to tell him,' Toronto says.'You made fun of him,' Mazzarella points out.
'That was how we tried to tell him. — Doug Dorst
Giving up on your dreams, that's the only way to truly fail!
— Doug Robbins
Never attempt to accelerate your progress
— Doug Hepburn
Time doesn't age you; experience does.
— Doug Cooper
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
— Doug Stanhope
There's nothing like an orgasm to make a person thinkand more often than not, to think too much. — Doug Cooper
Willem Dafoe is a shithead.
— Doug Benson
You can be racist against people that eat little red apples.
— Doug Ford Jr.
The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
— Doug Stanhope
Cultural purity is an oxymoron (Saunders just quoted this).
— Doug Saunders
I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.
— Doug Stanhope
I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week.
— Doug Stanhope
I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.
— Doug Stanhope
I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me ... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
— Doug Stanhope
It means, Doug Swieteck, that in this class, you are not your brother.
— Gary D. Schmidt
For me, personally, I really get a kick out of game shows. I like the play-along factor.
— Doug Davidson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
— Doug Larson
Now I feel free, and hope is creeping back. Maybe because I'm paying attention to what I have rather than what's missing.
— Doug Cooper
country without wolves isn't really good country. It's incomplete. It doesn't have its full spirit.
— Doug Smith
I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
— Doug Stanhope
High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.
— Doug Stanhope
Your bike is discovery; your bike is freedom. It doesn't matter where you are, when you're on the saddle, you're taken away.
— Doug Donaldson
Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together.""I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added. — Valerie Z. Lewis
If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.
— Doug Stanhope
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.
— Doug Stanhope
I'm not usually the guy who has people hiding in his bushes and saying, 'Will you love me forever and ever?'
— Doug Jones
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
— Jerry Coleman
Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.
— Doug Sanders
Word has traveled quickly that just because you're on island doesn't mean you have to be strandedas long as you have cash. — Doug Cooper
My favorite song to play is 'Smokin' by Boston. I actually had a chance to play that with the band Boston live.
— Doug Flutie
We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.
— Doug Stanhope
"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.
— Doug Stanhope
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
— Doug Stanhope
Or you could remain strictly inferior to it." Jace
— Doug Beyer
We live in a world where art exists in galleries and museums, and musicians have to play the same venues over and over.
— Doug Aitken
A good business is based on information, analysis and insight, not speculation or opinion. Not all business owners share
— Doug Richard
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
— Doug Stanhope
All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.
— Doug Stanhope
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.
— Doug Benson
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
— Doug Larson
In another dimension, we just met.
— Doug Weller
Just a smile from the right person can delete fear, cancel unhappiness, and even dissolve physical pain.
— Doug "Ten" Rose
Sex is free fun for poor people.
— Doug Stanhope
