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FXC arguing that love is what makes us most human - to deny it is to deny an essential part of your humanity. — Doug Dorst

If you plug in a number and the math starts getting creepy (anything involving fractions or negative numbers is creepy) ... — Doug Pierce

I went into umpiring at age 16. I got into officiating because of the fact that I could not stand the referees that worked our basketball games. — Doug Harvey

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them. — Doug Stanhope

It turns out that it's easier to do politics in a movie. People really don't want it in their TV. — Doug Liman

lived his life in the middle, hovering in a space devoid — Doug Burris

In the real world, if you're in a car chase, you're going to hit a million things and your car is going to end up a total wreck by the end. — Doug Liman

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well. — Doug Stanhope

Now I just accept that we're born each day and we die each night. In between we live our lives. — Doug Cooper

I could still walk the street. I don't have to have no massive security. — Doug E. Fresh

I've always said you have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. — Doug Collins

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope

Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. — Doug Larson

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them. — Doug Larson

Whenever I have time and am compelled to watch anything, it's usually something I'm not in! — Doug Hutchison

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. — Doug Larson

We tried to tell him,' Toronto says.
'You made fun of him,' Mazzarella points out.
'That was how we tried to tell him. — Doug Dorst

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. — Doug Larson

Giving up on your dreams, that's the only way to truly fail! — Doug Robbins

Never attempt to accelerate your progress — Doug Hepburn

I'm very interested in politics, and I feel TV is a more political medium than film. — Doug Liman

Time doesn't age you; experience does. — Doug Cooper

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing. — Doug Stanhope

There's nothing like an orgasm to make a person think
and more often than not, to think too much. — Doug Cooper

Willem Dafoe is a shithead. — Doug Benson

You can be racist against people that eat little red apples. — Doug Ford Jr.

The Pilgrims didn't have any experience when they landed here. Hell, if experience was that important, we'd never have anybody walking on the moon. — Doug Rader

I always tell my wife, 'If you're ever looking for something to put on my gravestone, put down, 'He was an honest man, and he never held a grudge.' — Doug Harvey

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds. — Doug Stanhope

Cultural purity is an oxymoron (Saunders just quoted this). — Doug Saunders

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA. — Doug Stanhope

My priorities are my family and my job. I have little time for much else. — Doug Davidson

I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week. — Doug Stanhope

'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' - every scene is from those characters' point of view. They're in literally every scene, very unusual in a big studio film. — Doug Liman

We are not limited by money, but rather by
the poverty of our own dreams. — Doug Wead

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it. — Doug Stanhope

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me ... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye. — Doug Stanhope

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. — Doug Dorst

It means, Doug Swieteck, that in this class, you are not your brother. — Gary D. Schmidt

It's no secret that my process is a little bit loose and can be a little bit infuriating to a studio if they don't know what they're signing up for. — Doug Liman

Whether it's t-shirt and jeans or full monster suit, I'm still an actor underneath it all, and a good director is going to know that. — Doug Jones

Time is the only thing that will heal this, and even that will only lessen the grief. There's nowhere left to run; nowhere left to hide. — Doug Cooper

For me, personally, I really get a kick out of game shows. I like the play-along factor. — Doug Davidson

To exist here, I'll have to become skilled in saying no - an art in which I was once well accomplished, but one I no longer care to practice. — Doug Cooper

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk. — Doug Larson

The country has moved off track. The people in Washington don't have the hard-nosed business experience needed to get the economy up and running. — Doug Ose

Harry loves slimy things, hairy things, and creepy things. Harry loves anything horrible. I know
I'm his best friend Doug. — Suzy Kline

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson

If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life. — Doug Wright

Now I feel free, and hope is creeping back. Maybe because I'm paying attention to what I have rather than what's missing. — Doug Cooper

Are you sure this is a good idea?' I ask.
'No,' says Amber. 'Let's do it. — Doug MacLeod

Sometimes songs need extra time and space to really play themselves out, and some songs it's like, this is all you need, a straightforward thing. — Doug Martsch

Art is always a search for understanding, and the different levels and frequencies of that search feel completely comfortable and natural to me. — Doug Aitken

country without wolves isn't really good country. It's incomplete. It doesn't have its full spirit. — Doug Smith

Flows that go against the grain with a story so compellin'
I should mind The People's Court, snatch the mic from Doug Llewellyn — Tash

A child's imaginary playmate just might actually be there. — Doug Dillon

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties. — Doug Larson

There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity. — Doug Larson

The theme song of 'Doug' was my ringtone once for literally a year. — Kimiko Glenn

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography. — Doug Stanhope

Design is the key to everything. If you learn how to design you can do anything. — Doug Cranmer

Your bike is discovery; your bike is freedom. It doesn't matter where you are, when you're on the saddle, you're taken away. — Doug Donaldson

Stephen is my boyfriend," Doug said. "We're gay together."
"I'm also gay when we're apart," Stephen added. — Valerie Z. Lewis

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press. — Doug Stanhope

I am fascinated by the indecisive moment and the peripheral view. — Doug Aitken

What would you say to yourself if you could actually meet a younger you? — Doug Dillon

My older brother took me to Woody Allen double features when I was still teething. — Doug Liman

What begins at the water shall end there, and what ends there shall once more begin. — Doug Dorst

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur — Doug Larson

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt. — Doug Sanders

For a true work of creativity, you must reach beyond yourself to bring correct draftsmanship together with strong composition and lifelike colors. — Doug Dawson

I'm not usually the guy who has people hiding in his bushes and saying, 'Will you love me forever and ever?' — Doug Jones

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader. — Jerry Coleman

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it. — Doug Sanders

Word has traveled quickly that just because you're on island doesn't mean you have to be stranded
as long as you have cash. — Doug Cooper

My favorite song to play is 'Smokin' by Boston. I actually had a chance to play that with the band Boston live. — Doug Flutie

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar. — Doug Stanhope

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it. — Doug Benson

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth. — Doug Stanhope

Jairo's response came immediately. 'Yippee! Don't bring your neighbors. Gag.' Doug — Darien Cox

-It's extremely cool how the words can stay the same but their meaning can change.
-Because the reader changes.
-EXACTLY — Doug Dorst

America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box. — Doug Stanhope

Or you could remain strictly inferior to it." Jace — Doug Beyer

We live in a world where art exists in galleries and museums, and musicians have to play the same venues over and over. — Doug Aitken

A good business is based on information, analysis and insight, not speculation or opinion. Not all business owners share — Doug Richard

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons. — Doug Stanhope

Ever have a dream so real you felt you could reach out and touch it? — Doug Dillon

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself. — Doug Stanhope

Time does not heal all wounds; if a man is not careful, time erases wounds. Then what is he left with? The cold and the silence. — Doug Rice

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number. — Doug Larson

In another dimension, we just met. — Doug Weller

Just a smile from the right person can delete fear, cancel unhappiness, and even dissolve physical pain. — Doug "Ten" Rose

Sex is free fun for poor people. — Doug Stanhope

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman. — Doug Benson

When I was in college, being a magician was not the classiest thing to be. It was like being a folk singer before Bob Dylan. — Doug Henning