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Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Syed Arshad: If hunger could please God, millions hadn't starved

If hunger could please God, millions hadn't starved to death. — Syed Arshad

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: It's always possible to wake someone from sleep,

It's always possible to wake someone from sleep, but no amount of noise will wake someone who is pretending to be asleep. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Amber Heard: I'd love to teach a self-defense class for

I'd love to teach a self-defense class for ladies, specifically about running away from psychos in masks chasing them with chainsaws. — Amber Heard

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Dick Gregory: Because you make me laugh don't make you

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. — Dick Gregory

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Cameron Jace: Take off the glasses too." Lucy folded her

Take off the glasses too." Lucy folded her hands. "I ... " Fable hesitated. "I'm afraid I can't see without them. I'm dyslexic, if you don't mind. — Cameron Jace

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Paula Deen: I don't care what the haters and naysayers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Yana Toboso: The Blue Miracle? Don't make me laugh. I

The Blue Miracle? Don't make me laugh. I don't believe in miracles. That's why I'll snatch my victory by force. — Yana Toboso

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Andy Kindler: I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment. — Andy Kindler

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Sin has sprung from a royal though evil

Sin has sprung from a royal though evil stock, and if it be in the heart, it will struggle for the throne. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Jack Garbarino: My fleeting, background dream of helping the jungle

My fleeting, background dream of helping the jungle children. — Jack Garbarino

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Elliott Smith: Static in my head, the reflected sound of

Static in my head, the reflected sound of everything, tried to go to where it led, but it didn't lead to anything. — Elliott Smith

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Doug Jones: My favorite thing to pass the time in

My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but they make me laugh. — Doug Jones

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Paulo Coelho: All human beings are different and should take

All human beings are different and should take their right to be different to its ultimate consequences — Paulo Coelho

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By William Butler Yeats: Only the dead can be forgiven; But when

Only the dead can be forgiven; But when I think of that my tongue's a stone. — William Butler Yeats

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Johnny Hunt: Show more interest in their story than your

Show more interest in their story than your own. — Johnny Hunt

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Christopher Titus: Lady, if you laugh and you don't make

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out. — Christopher Titus

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Jennifer Jason Leigh: Acting for kids is like playing house, you

Acting for kids is like playing house, you know? But growing up in Hollywood, it just made it seem possible. — Jennifer Jason Leigh

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Tracy Chapman: You got a fast car But is it

You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way. — Tracy Chapman

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry.

Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry. — Ellen Hopkins

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Bruce Lee: Turn your sparring into play - but always

Turn your sparring into play - but always play seriously. — Bruce Lee

Don't Make Me Laugh Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon