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Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Marie Bashkirtseff

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. — Tim Allen

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons

Terriers usually have their own agenda, kind of like cats, only with a lot more pointless animation. - Sydney Linden — S.J. Hunter

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. — George Mikes

Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit. — Robert Black

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21. — Eric Roberts

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs. — Jonathan Swift

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. — Munia Khan

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle. — Carol Thatcher

Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat. — Erin Hunter

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that. — Paula Poundstone

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats. — Julie Bowen

I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one. — Jake McDorman

It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal waves or scarlet fever. — John Steinbeck

Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never. — Mason Cooley

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered. — George Carlin

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
— James Thurber

Get a dog (cats are an acceptable substitute, but it's not exactly confidence building to have a box of shit in your house). — Michael I. Bennett

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't. — Eloisa James

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat. — Jacqueline Bisset

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats. — Tim Allen

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. — Steven Wright

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! — Greg Curtis

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen

My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind. — Swami Vivekananda

Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? — Swami Vivekananda

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music. — Swami Vivekananda

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. — Noel Fielding

I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little. — Jeri Smith-Ready

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow. — Walter E. Williams

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats. — Jake M. Johnson

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin

Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. — Mark Twain

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. — Tran Thien Khiem

Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks. — Eloisa James

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip. — Eloisa James

There isn't any devil in a good dog. That's why they're more lovable than cats, I reckon. But I'm darned if they're as interesting. — L.M. Montgomery

Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation. — Vicki Brown

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. — Michael Showalter

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White

My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship. — Lucy Maud Montgomery