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Dog Jokes Quotes By Donna Leon: locked his fingers on the arm of his

locked his fingers on the arm of his — Donna Leon

Dog Jokes Quotes By Missy Elliott: You have to be ready to sing and

You have to be ready to sing and perform at any time. — Missy Elliott

Dog Jokes Quotes By Lance Armstrong: I've given gifts in the Tour de France

I've given gifts in the Tour de France and it's come back to bit me. So no gifts. — Lance Armstrong

Dog Jokes Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: Adventures make one late for supper.

Adventures make one late for supper. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Dog Jokes Quotes By Bryant McGill: You have to learn how to take care

You have to learn how to take care of yourself. Who you need, is you. It was always about and for you. — Bryant McGill

Dog Jokes Quotes By Laini Taylor: She'd have to get used to him all

She'd have to get used to him all over again, taking small sips of his beauty as if it was too hot a drink to swallow all at once. — Laini Taylor

Dog Jokes Quotes By Neal Stephenson: I made it into Wikipedia," sang Erszebet. "I'll

I made it into Wikipedia," sang Erszebet. "I'll bet none of my enemies ever made it into Wikipedia. — Neal Stephenson

Dog Jokes Quotes By Kevin Hearne: This is weird, I feel like I should

This is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Dog Jokes Quotes By Vern Poythress: God has given us the fascination and mystery

God has given us the fascination and mystery of irrational numbers, as one aspect of a rich world — Vern Poythress

Dog Jokes Quotes By Helen McCrory: I spent my teenage years in Paris when

I spent my teenage years in Paris when my dad was stationed there, and I'd look at women in their forties and think, 'That's the age I want to be.' — Helen McCrory

Dog Jokes Quotes By Padma Viswanathan: She had always thought of her life as

She had always thought of her life as a series of submissions to God. What if she has been making her own decisions all along? — Padma Viswanathan

Dog Jokes Quotes By David Antin: I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out. — David Antin

Dog Jokes Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: In love the brain is situated in the

In love the brain is situated in the heart — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Dog Jokes Quotes By Heather Wolf: Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies

Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. — Heather Wolf

Dog Jokes Quotes By Alice Waters: It's about children cooking themselves, growing themselves. When

It's about children cooking themselves, growing themselves. When kids grow it and cook it they eat it. — Alice Waters