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Dog Is My Baby Quotes & Sayings

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For some people, the better route for finding like-minded parents is just to get out of your house with your baby and frequent baby-friendly places. — Carolyn Hax

Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it's nothing but vanity, human vanity. — Ingrid Newkirk

Lovin' you baby, is just like rollin' off a log, But if I can't be your woman, I sure ain't goin' to be your dog. — Stephen King

Babies have the power to make grumpy people happy because they love you no matter what. Dogs are that way, too. — Mariel Hemingway

She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby. — Dennis Vickers

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. — Stevie Wonder

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Mike Sorrentino

Where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die, — Charles Bukowski

People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog. — Ann Patchett

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person." — Warren Beatty

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog. — Carmen Electra

I am not your dog that you whistle for; I'm not a stray animal you call over, and I am not, I never have been, nor will I ever be, your "baby"! — Joy Jennings

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown

I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up. — Kai Ryssdal

You really are here. (Thanatos)
Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil. Tonight, it's your turn. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It is right to hate sin, but not to hate the sinner. — Giovanni Guareschi

I see lots of women having beautiful children later in life. And, if not, just freeze your eggs! — Nicole Scherzinger

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. — Michael Graziadei

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby — Gordon Klingenschmitt

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry. — Gary Player

It's the fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements eventually to serve the ends of other, more desperate games. — Jonathan Franzen

Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. — Henry Fielding

I believe the future of our country can be really great. — John Key

For me, a dancer is part of an artist's entertainment - 'backup dancer' isn't even in my vocabulary. — Laurieann Gibson

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby. — Dane Cook

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog. — Calista Flockhart

Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next? — Amy Poehler

If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon