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If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog. — Johnny Depp

Lately, I've become accustomed to the way
The ground opens up and envelopes me
Each time I go out to walk the dog. — Amiri Baraka

My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. — Natalie Du Toit

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. — Shane Tronc

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. — Wendy Liebman

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me. — Daymond John

I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest. — Lucy Davis

I need a dog pretty badly. I dreamed of dogs last night. They sat in a circle and looked at me and I wanted all of them. — John Steinbeck

The way to be gay is to make other people gay," Miss Lonelyhearts said. "Sleep with me and I'll be one gay dog. — Nathanael West

Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them. — Debi Mazar

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! — Rodney Dangerfield

Show me the person that calls another a fool, and i will prove the extent of his mediocrity. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time. — Shirley Maclaine

You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot. — Katherine McIntyre

My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon. — Thomas Hood

There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner. — John Grogan

Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today. — Gertrude Stein

I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog. — Ben Mendelsohn

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me. — William Shakespeare

I've been dog rough, half blind and barking mad for years but you don't catch me going on about it. — Alan Moore

Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the truth about me and he loves me anyway. — Charles Yu

It is very easy to forget how much of a pain training is when you have a dog for so long, but trust me, it's not as easy and quick as we all hope. — Jenna Morasca

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? — Lisa Kudrow

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me. — Gladys Taber

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug. — Muhammad Ali

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw — Homer

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I — Elle Casey

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. — Michael Graziadei

I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me. — Kurt Vonnegut

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip. — Stanley Coren

Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is driven away. — Carmen Bernos De Gasztold

Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the slow learner is. — Barry McDonald

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop. — Dana Gould

Me and my dog are best friends. — Daniel Johns

(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me. — Billy Idol

My subconscious rolls her eyes at me in despair and goes back to reading her dog-eared copy of Jane Eyre. — E.L. James

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me. — Jeff Daniels

People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog. — Ann Patchett

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down. — Gordon Korman

You call me misbeliever, cut-throat, dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine, — Stephen Greenblatt

You can't manipulate me. I made the choice because you look like some lost puppy dog at the the thought of losing me, and I felt bad for you. — Stephanie Rowe

This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. — Ray Kroc

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. — Mike Ditka

Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal. — Margo Kaufman

Look at me, see how I resemble a puddle of dog vomit? Won't you please throw your fingers to your teeth and be wildly fascinated by me? — Ted Dekker

Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs? — Ellen Glasgow

'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships. — Cesar Millan

This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me. — Samuel Goldwyn Jr.

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. — Cesar Millan

My dog is going to come back to me. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. We're going to be together, again. — Gail Graham

Mommy, he told me he's going to take me away for some candy and I can pet his fat dog. — Karina Halle

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. — Mitch Hedberg

I didn't grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is Drexl, and he's a shih-tzu. — Marsha Thomason

I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me. — Amanda Lance

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. — Phillip Lim

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. — Gabriel Iglesias

Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those walks for a walking meditation. — Patrick Fabian

I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings. — Jane Goodall

Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog. — James Ransone

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time. — P.G. Wodehouse

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. — Diogenes

Every dog has like me the impulse to question, and I have like every dog the impulse not to answer. — Franz Kafka

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. — Al Franken

Tell me, if you can, of anything that's finer than an evening in camp with a rare old friend and a dog after one's heart. — Nash Buckingham

And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period. — Shaquille O'Neal

Just tell me you're mine, I'm yours, and you won't kiss, fuck or otherwise let any other man batter dip his corn dog with you. — C.M. Stunich

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. — Ricky Gervais

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

Cook him up with some barbecued dog ... cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. — Dean Potter

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog. — Gordon Korman

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me. — Ziggy Marley

Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch. — Jeff Lindsay

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. — Bob Peterson

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me? — Walter Scott

I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me — Emily Dickinson

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon

Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes. — Dana Marie Bell

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. — Josh Billings

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' — Lewis Grizzard

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. — Dana Gould

Bad stories are written about me because the press knows they can make me into a weeping dog and few people will object. — Yoko Ono

My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator. — Alphonse De Lamartine

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse

The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen in front of me. — Jamie Lee Curtis

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Before I was your mother, I was a girl. — Beth Lyon Barnett

There are people who read my work and accuse me of being political! As far as I'm concerned that's like accusing a dog of having a bark! — Barbara Kingsolver

Keep treating me like a damn dog, Cush, and I'll bite you .. - Elora — Quinn Loftis

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers

As for me, I have just enough confidence about the multiverse to bet the lives of both Andrei Linde and Martin Rees's dog. — Steven Weinberg

and let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won't just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can. — Ze Frank