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Dog And Baby Quotes & Sayings

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Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it's nothing but vanity, human vanity. — Ingrid Newkirk

If yuh don't know God yuh goin' suffer and dead! No God Noh Partial, regardless weh yuh deh pon earth. — Bob Marley

This night it would happen, had to happen. Just as it had happened before. Just as it would happen again, and again. — Jeff Lindsay

Lovin' you baby, is just like rollin' off a log, But if I can't be your woman, I sure ain't goin' to be your dog. — Stephen King

Just because it's summertime doesn't mean you can't wear long pants and blazers - just make sure they're breathable. — Brad Goreski

Babies have the power to make grumpy people happy because they love you no matter what. Dogs are that way, too. — Mariel Hemingway

She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby. — Dennis Vickers

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. — Stevie Wonder

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Mike Sorrentino

People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog. — Ann Patchett

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person." — Warren Beatty

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog. — Carmen Electra

I am not your dog that you whistle for; I'm not a stray animal you call over, and I am not, I never have been, nor will I ever be, your "baby"! — Joy Jennings

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown

I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up. — Kai Ryssdal

You really are here. (Thanatos)
Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil. Tonight, it's your turn. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. — Michael Graziadei

Man will return to his origins. Goethe has finally become as squiggly as the city of his fathers. — Franz Grillparzer

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby — Gordon Klingenschmitt

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry. — Gary Player

Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is by working damn hard. — Lil' Wayne

My body kills me, so I kill it. — Dorotheus The Theban

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby. — Dane Cook

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog. — Calista Flockhart

Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next? — Amy Poehler

If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't take criticism lying down. — William Westmoreland