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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife. — J.I. Packer

It's important to have a husband that lives and believes the same way you do. Otherwise, you're asking for problems. — J.E.B. Spredemann

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.' — Ken Jeong

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee. — Brian K. Vaughan

There's only one woman in the world who can bring me to my knees. So tell me, Ms. Fairchild. Will you do me the greatest honor? Will you be my wife? — J. Kenner

I like to have a plan," said Mr. Palliser. "And so do I," said his wife,
"if only for the sake of not keeping it. — Anthony Trollope

That hedge provides almost complete privacy from cars and pedestrians, and I would bet he and his wife do it more than the national average. — Cassandra Danz

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'. — Harry Redknapp

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. — Fougasse

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother. — Dorothy Fields

I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love with her in our eleventh year as I was in the first. — Jamie McGuire

I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'. — Jeremy Clarkson

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer. — Scott Simon

Sydney Katherine Sage," he said, his green eyes full of love and earnestness. "Would you do a brooding, deadbeat Moroi the honor of being his wife? — Richelle Mead

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans — Muhammad Ali

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. — Dave Barry

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. — Bill Cosby

Novalis and Dostoyevsky, awaited me just as do the mother, or the wife, the children, maids, dogs and cats in the case of more sensible people. — Hermann Hesse

Adultery and cruelty have well-marked courses of action but what can a man do when his wife wants to appear naked on the stage? — John Cheever

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that. — Sean Penn

Do not let us despise the woman who is neither mother, sister, maid, nor wife — Alexandre Dumas-fils

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. — Les Dawson

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's important my daughters learn from the hard work my wife and I put into this company. Who better to look out for your best interests than family? — Do Won Chang

I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The Mentalist.' — John Polson

I just don't want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile. — Patti Boyd

Paris shook his head.Do you think I would teach just anyone to fight me to the death? I want you to be my wife. My one and only wife. — Anne Fortier

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' — Bernie Mac

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! — Davy Jones

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out. — Rodney Dangerfield

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did! — John Bytheway

How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon? — Bruce Coville

A wife, a lover, can perhaps never see what the artist sees. They rarely ever do. Perhaps a really mediocre artist has more chance of success. — Jacob Epstein

He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?' Jem ... — Cassandra Clare

I had met my now wife, Sheryl, and was attempting my first try at monogamy, which was not really in my nature at the time, and I wasn't able to do it. — Rob Lowe

What did I expect him to say
that he would leave his wife? To do so was the province of fiction. Real life was not as easy as that. — Lynn Cullen

How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it's private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business. — Robin Gibb

Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted. — Jacques Delors

Don't do it," the voice calmly said from the other side of the door. "I
have a way that you will be able to see your wife and son again. — Phil Wohl

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

I live in Philadelphia, and my wife and I do a lot of theater out in the Philadelphia community. — Rob McClure

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich

When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. — Mike Birbiglia

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. — Milton Berle

I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids. — Pete Sampras

The King did what all wise husbands do. He did as he was told. — Toby Forward

Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife. — Christopher Hitchens

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't believe I could work as effectively at what I do without the support of my wife. — Karl Urban

The key to a good marriage is to do all you can to uplift your wife and treasure her - even in her worst moments. — Jody Hedlund

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. — Julianna Margulies

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will. — Marilyn Manson

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco. — Anton Chekhov

If I could find someone who would love me to the extent I do, I would love her to the extent she could never love me. — M.F. Moonzajer

I do what I have to do, like everyone else, and one of the things I have to do is to serve my wife breakfast in bed. — John Cheever

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife. — Laura Schlessinger

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. — Dave Chappelle

I do not refer to myself as a 'housewife' for the reason that I did not marry a house. — Wilma Scott Heide

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle

I'm able to support my wife and family off of gymnastics. But at the same time I do take it very seriously - it is a job for me. — Jonathan Horton

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

No matter what you do each day ... or in life ... doing things God's way is a matter of the heart. — Elizabeth George

The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe. — Denzel Washington

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett