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I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? — Barry Cryer

Mom? Remember when Dad would call me his angel? Why do you think that was?" "Because you hadn't bloomed into your teenage years. — Addison Moore

People ask me, "Why do you love making films?" and I always say, "Because I love film." I hope that I can call myself a movie buff. — Alex Pettyfer

This feeling that the world was so pleased to call love destroyed people every day and it would do that to me too. — Julie Murphy

For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs? — Lisa Kleypas

For me, there's nothing more masculine than when I'm completely in control of my body and can call upon my body to do whatever I want it to do. — Derek Hough

It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me. — Daymond John

I'm a customer and I ask you where I can find Lethal Weapon. What do you do?" Me: "Call the cops?" Martin — T. Torrest

Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?"
"Shut up, kid! — Robert Asprin

My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.' — Lea DeLaria

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man. — Rip Torn

Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical. Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal. — Lil' Wayne

Since when do I keep track of your dinner roll?" he replied in a voice that definitely wasn't a whisper. Did that asshole just call me fat? — Mariana Zapata

He wants Obama to do one thing, call him ... He said, if you can, Dennis, I don't want to do war. I don't want to do war. He said that to me. — Dennis Rodman

O how we call each other names
You call me schizophrenic
I call you God
But we do agree on one
Deluded are we both. — Sunil Vidyarthi

You asked me, 'Do you call this living? And I answer: Yes, it is exactly what I call living. And in my best hypothetical sense, I envy it very much. — Frederik Pohl

Whoever you are, you will not write this book. I can tell you nothing. Do not call me again. Ever. — Roberto Calvi

Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.' — Jeremiah

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead

Do you want me to call the internet police for you? — S.A. Tawks

And how do men call you?" "I have many names, but one nature. You may call me Mazda, or anything you please. — John Brunner

My name is Gabriel. Should you ever need to, do not hesitate to call me. I am always available to listen, whatever the time. — Doreen Virtue

You know what f**k sitting here talking to me, go f**king find them and don't call me back until you do or someone may need to look for you!"-Premium — Miss Carter

Call me Dolores. Like they do in the stories. — Dylan Thomas

Do me a favor," he says, "and don't call me that. — Veronica Roth

I don't really do Japanese interviews. I don't think there's much call for me in Japan. — Nick Cave

You can call me 10 times a day to pay this bill but, I do not owe your company any money. — Jon Jones

I get to do the most amazing things. We call it Host in Peril quite often, because people love to see me risk my life or be in danger. — Rick Mercer

Very well. What do you do as a mercenary?"
"I specialize in usurping thrones. They call me the kingmaker." Bragging now? — Kresley Cole

Are these people mistreating you? Do you need me to call somebody? Cough if you can't answer." Cora said, her imagination running wild. — Jenn Winter

I want Prince to see something I do and call me and ask me to be on an album or if I want to dance! — Nadine Velazquez

I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose. — Dennis Rodman

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? — Oscar De La Renta

Will rolled his eyes. "Fine, Death Boy. If you want to get yourself killed - " "Do not call me Death Boy! — Rick Riordan

I do like to fly under the radar. When I walk around town, the only people I want to recognise me and call me by my name are the folks at Starbucks. — Pierre Omidyar

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams. — Jerry Lawler

Hey ladies, I'm willing to do my part to end domestic violence by posting a selfie online. Some might call me a hero — Nev Schulman

I'll try to be what Father loves to call me, a 'little woman,' and not be rough and wild but do my duty here instead of wanting to be somewhere else. — Louisa May Alcott

Okay, do not call me Aquaman. That's even worse than water boy. — Rick Riordan

Why do you call Me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say? (Luke 6:46) — Anonymous

My mom used to call me a 'jean hoarder' growing up because I had so many pairs of jeans - and I still do. — Behati Prinsloo

Mmm, not sure I'd call Paige. Remember what you tried to do when you were possessed?" "That was not me. And don't remind me. I'm still creeped out. — Kelley Armstrong

Don't call me crazy.I'm a survivor. I do what I have to do to survive. — Stieg Larsson

Everyone thinks my name is Jerry Laitis and they call me Mr Laitis. What can you do when you have a name that sounds like a disease? — Vitas Gerulaitis

I do dream about art, and images come to me in dreams. I am definitely hoping to be in touch with my subconscious. I expect a call any minute. — Julian Schnabel

And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that? — Kathryn Stockett

It's not like I let people do things for me, so I guess you can call me a control freak, or you can call me passionate. — Courteney Cox

Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah!
- The Count Sesame Street — Richard Bachman

People call me a perfectionist, but I'm not. I'm a rightist. I do something until it's right, and then I move on to the next thing. — James Cameron

Why do you call me Buttercup? — Mia Sheridan

Raspberry, strawberry, lemon and lime
What do I care
Blueberry, apple, cherry, pumpkin and plum
Call me for dinner
Honey, I'll be there — Bob Dylan

I do not say I was ever what I would call "plain," but I have the sort of face that bores me when I see it on other people. — Margot Asquith

Don't call me Daddy unless you mean it."
"How do you know I don't mean it?"
"Because your clothes are on and your ass isn't in the air. — Marshall Thornton

By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. — Derek Landy

Why do they call me misanthrope? Because They hate me, not I them. — George Gordon Byron

When I read about young designers selling 51 percent of their company to someone else, I cringe. I want to say, 'Don't do it - call me first.' — Tom Ford

Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book. — Moby

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay. — Henry A. Kissinger

I accept that people are going to call me awful things every day, and I will always defend their right to do so. — Barack Obama

Call me, and I'd do anything for the Democratic Party. — Art Alexakis

The way my father raised me, we don't pat ourselves on the back. We don't call ourselves great, we let other people do that. — Andre Ward