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Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

The main causes for divorce
are marriages. — A.J. Beirens

If you're going to stay in the Olympics, you've got to be entertaining and get sponsorship. — Dan Gable

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories. — Auliq Ice

Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him — Jody Morse

I write characters and stories that move me, and I write from the heart. — Robert Crais

You can't compartmentalize unforgiveness. You can't control sin. You can't manage sin. Sin is never satisfied with the amount of you it possesses. — Johnny Hunt

Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom. — Rob Hutchison

Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love. — Ben Tolosa

He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards. — Barbara Taylor Bradford

She couldn't blame them; the dress was spectacular. And she was spectacular in it. — Sarah J. Maas

Photographs speak to me, and I obey. — Ruth Bernhard

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb. — Julieanne O'Connor

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

God doesn't need anything nevertheless He wants worshipers. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx

To achieve anything we must grind, but to enjoy anything we must flow. — Chris Matakas

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

I don't like acting things; I like feeling things. — Dougray Scott

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet. — Claire Cook

I washed dishes so I could make movies. it was never a way for me to make money. — Casey Neistat

When you're corked...you're corked! — Cheryl Nielsen

Go out, get wasted, bang a bimbo. — Natasha Anders

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce ... ? — Josh Stern

Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular. — Bauvard

Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole. — Auliq Ice

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

you're not dead-you're dormant. — Cheryl Nielsen

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero

WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500."
From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone — Ginny McMath

There's life after divorce, Sarah,' my father proclaimed, not that he'd ever been divorced. — Claire Cook

Thank you, God, for bringing me success in my life. — Neale Donald Walsch