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When we do something we like, we are not only happy. We are also very strong! — Rossana Condoleo

We were far more civilized in our divorce than we had ever been in marriage. It seemed we'd finally found something we could do together amicably. — Robyn Carr

Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

A defeatist attitude kills almost as many marriages as do affairs. — Gary L. Thomas

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was. — Margo Kaufman

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall

Divorce was very sad, obviously, but now I've gotten over it. — Natalie Imbruglia

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend
that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end. — Anne Sexton

There is beauty in feeding others when you are spiritually or physically hungry yourself. — Lisa Donovan

Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women. — Rush Limbaugh

Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together. — John Spencer Yantiss

When unfailing love comes to fail, It will fail forever. — Auliq Ice

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. — Joan Rivers

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure. — Annette Funicello

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. — Richard Wagner

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft. — Jerry Reed

Now we don't celebrate divorce, of course. But we see it as a personal tragedy, not as a scandal in our witness to the gospel. — Russell D. Moore

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world. — John Denver

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. — Brian Celio

But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. — Amy Poehler

I was thrown into the Parliament right away. From 1976 to 1978 I was concerned with the abortion issue, later on with that of divorce. — Emma Bonino

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Marvin Mitchelson

Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage. — M.G. Hardie

There's nothing good about divorce. — Val Kilmer

You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in. — Viggo Mortensen

So many people want me to hate him and destroy him, but I don't want to. I want him to be happy. He's not a bad person. — Eva Longoria

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson

Divorces are made in heaven. — Oscar Wilde

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry. — Hedy Lamarr

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli

Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot. — Suzanne Finnamore

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. — Catherine Deneuve

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. — Jane Fonda

I used to think that divorce meant failure, but now I see it more as a step along the path of self-realization and growth. — Alana Stewart

A wise man sees failure as progress.
A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic,
And loses his soul in the process. — Canibus

There must be a divorce between you and sin, or there can be no marriage between you and Christ. — Charles Spurgeon

The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage. — Cher

Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people. — Jonathan Franzen

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well. — Evan Esar

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow. — Terry Crisp

People don't just stop playing Facebook games. They divorce them. — Jesse Schell

When words lose the value ... nothing is left! — Honeya

Either we fix [the marriage] today, or I will divorce you tomorrow. — Ashlee Vance

Because if marriage is a kind of womb,
divorce is the being born again. — Tony Hoagland

I've been through cancer, divorce, loss and bereavement, but they are things most humans go through. — Olivia Newton-John

Divorce was illegal in Chile up until 2005 or so. — Hector Tobar

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen

She dated me for 3/4 yrs and liked me so much that she married me and disliked me so much that she divorced me after 4 yrs. — Honeya

Party switching has all the emotional edges and baggage of divorce. — Mark McKinnon

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. — Hedy Lamarr

Mental cruelty, nondisfiguring physical abuse or just plain unhappiness are rarely considered grounds on which a woman can seek divorce. — Geraldine Brooks

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tip #7: Gray Divorce-'Til Retirement do us Part? — Mary Helen Conroy

I was physically attacked by a woman who didn't even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me. — Brenda Perlin

Cruelty is, in theory, a perfectly adequate ground for divorce, but it may be interpreted so as to become absurd. — Bertrand Russell

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes

Any woman has the power to be truly happy, with or without a man. — Linda Alfiori

Divorce isn't one-sided, and I am by no means perfect. Becoming accountable for my role in the relationship was very empowering. — Garcelle Beauvais

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! — Larry David

[When asked if she had ever considered divorcing Sir Lewis Casson:] Divorce? Never. But murder often! — Sybil Thorndike

The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse
people would marry for good. — Ruby Dee

The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be. — Suzanne Finnamore

Sometimes divorce isn't an earth-shattering loss. Sometimes it's just two people waking up out of a fog. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

Just because a marriage ended didn't mean that it hadn't been happy at times. — Liane Moriarty

I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend. — Suzanne Finnamore

I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it. — Addison Moore

Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces. — Gunnar Myrdal

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it! — Garrison Keillor

Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are. — Mason Cooley

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. — Steve Aylett

Marriage is not 50-50. Divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It isn't dividing everything in half, but giving everything you've got! — Dave Willis

I know one thing about men," Bunny says with finality, leaving the room to check on A. "They never die when you want them to. — Suzanne Finnamore

Divorce casts so many shadows. — Joan Bauer

A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live. — Suzanne Finnamore

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. — Groucho Marx

I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages. — Helen Fisher

God didn't design your life so you would constantly fall down, but he does hope that you will be brought to your knees. — Shannon L. Alder

Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Make poverty, sickness, and death central issues in the contract," he says, "it's no wonder the divorce rate is fifty percent. — Melissa Jensen

I've realized that I have a lot of different loves, and I want to pursue writing, but I can never divorce myself from music. — Carrie Brownstein

Major changes in life are just the way the universe is aligning a better future for you. — Linda Alfiori

I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure. — Sharon Stone

People are reluctant to cite boredom as grounds for divorce. — Mason Cooley

Write about "leaving." Approach it any way you want. Write about your divorce, leaving the house this morning, or a friend dying. — Natalie Goldberg

It is not the pain from the present that is killing you, but all your repressed feelings from the past that adds weight to it. — Linda Alfiori

Grief is the emotional contract of divorce — Cheryl Nielsen

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I hate grunge. It was the worst period of my life. — Polly Allen Mellen

Criticism is the seed of divorce, and it develops rebellion in our young. — Gordon B. Hinckley

I once read a survey that explained how moving is as traumatic as divorce, or as the death of a parent. — S.K. Tremayne

He remembers which sister
I like least and asks
how she is doing.
(lines 9-11 of the poem 'Divorce') — Carrie Etter

Love is not blind but it leads to blindness. — Auliq Ice

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work. — Rita Rudner

When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.) — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A horrible end is better than endless horror. — Oliver Markus

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu. — Ha Jin

Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. — Shannon L. Alder

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children. — Isla Fisher