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Water doesn't hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you're fine. — Billy Gibbons

As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner. — Gil Scott-Heron

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. — Clarence Thomas

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious. — Demetri Martin

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher. — Gabrielle Union

I still don't look at myself as a star. I've always had a thankful heart. — Brenda Lee

A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef. — Fernand Point

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes. — Kristanna Loken

Sneaked another glance at myself in the mirror. For the first time, I did not see a dishwasher. — Jean Kwok

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street. — Blake Edwards

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook. — Sinead O'Connor

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari

I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much. — Jerry Saltz

Do not show the face of Islam to others; instead show your face as the follower of true Islam representing character, knowledge, tolerance and piety — Syed Ahmad Khan

I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones. — Dana Gould

God is not an encyclopedia whose task it is to satisfy our curiosity. — Jacques Ellul

Farrukh, tonight you have won a dishwasher — Paul Torday

There is no God, Nature sufficeth unto herself; in no wise hath she need of an author. — Marquis De Sade

Dishwasher safe, debit only, Deborah produced from the arsenal of useful English words for immigrants, with barely a pause for thought. — Sorin Suciu

My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like if I try anything diva, they're like, 'Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.' — Rebel Wilson

Nobody knows what you learned but people comes to know about it through your actions — Waqas Zaki

The miser robs himself. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

George is the best little dishwasher in Texas. — Barbara Bush

It was good fortune to be a child during the Depression years and a youth during the war years. — Martin Lewis Perl

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher. — Anthony Bourdain

I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs. — Jackie Evancho

Most of the time things against nature is scarier than the scariest things of nature — Munia Khan

The governing ideal was not merely to keep up with the Joneses, but to be the Joneses - to own the same model of car or dishwasher or lawn mower. — Chris Anderson

A yawn is a silent shout. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant. — Thom Yorke

A new baby is the beginning of a new universe - his own unique universe. — Debasish Mridha

At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain. — Bill Callahan

Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator. — Joni Mitchell

I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job. — Kelsey Grammer

There was a glamorous Nick-and-Nora element to my parents. If you remove one from the other, you're left with neither. But parents are parents. — Christopher Buckley

Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven. — Various

A consistent and heart-filled effort to completion is the foundation of excellent work. — Benjamin Watson

I see wh a t I h a v e believed. I possess what I have hoped for. I am united to the one whom I have loved with all the strength of my loving. — Anonymous

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo — Kristin Chenoweth

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing

Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher! — Masaharu Morimoto

I've got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher. — Jarod Kintz

No man wants a woman who dresses like a dishwasher. — Jhumpa Lahiri