Dirty Humor Quotes
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Dirty Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I pitched my voice for Dirty Harry, but it was more Lisping Baggins.
— David Mitchell
Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!""Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named during dirty Scrabble? — Shannon Stacey
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Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh.
— Penn Jillette
The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.
— M. Thomas Gammarino
You think sex is dirty. You have a dirty mind.
— Christopher Pike
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.
— Lorelei James
I do have a dirty sense of humor.
— Josh Gad
That's trouble. The pixies will sour your milk." "I thought it was hobgoblins who soured milk."
"A dirty lie. Spread by the pixies, no doubt. — Kelley Armstrong
I love it when you talk dirty physics.
— Rachel Caine
I'm too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian.
— J.C. Wickhart
A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.
— Victor Hugo
-You were in jail? What was it like?-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass. — Hannah Harrington
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
You'd have been scared too if that big troglodyte had put his hands on you. He smelled like dirty socks and store brand cola. Chet Andrews
— Aaron Crabill
It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!
— Martha Sweeney
Pennsylvania. The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land
— Sara Shepard
No wonder I worried about talking dirty; talking in general seemed to escape me.
— Jordan Castillo Price
IDEA .. if your bored and you miss me you should write some dirty fan fiction about us. you can read it to me later. great idea right?
— Rainbow Rowell
I'm going to make you feel so good," I swore to her, "that you're going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.
— Shay Savage
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.
— Rachel Hawkins
It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch.- Valek to Yelena — Maria V. Snyder
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
— Woody Allen
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