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The world's most bada** Viking yard gnome is on the counter by the cash register using a dinner plates as a shield and a steak knife as a sword — Libba Bray

Most men's awareness doesn't extend past their dinner plates. — Scott Westerfeld

If I had time in a bottle, if words could make wishes come true, I'd save everyday for eternity passes. And then I would spend them with you. — Jim Croce

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith

Sorrow ought to be private, she thinks, not flaunted. — Khaled Hosseini

And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates — David James Duncan

You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder. — Unknown

The lack of wealth is easily repaired but the poverty of the soul is irreplaceable. — Michel De Montaigne

That man gave piggy banks orgasms. — Dannika Dark

Redemption just means you just make a change in your life and you try to do right, versus what you were doing, which was wrong. — Ice-T