Dildo Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Dildo

Dildo Quotes & Sayings

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I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed — Bo Burnham

She ... can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it. — Oscar Wilde

We can learn to be whole by saying what we mean and doing what we say. — Martin Buber

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me — Zach Braff

Life is a book. We are writing the stories of our lives. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You named your dildo." "No," she said. "Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada. I have a . . ." She lowered her voice. "Vibrator. — Jill Shalvis

Bikinis? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Dildo? Probably won't need it. — Felicia Ferraro

...they're currently planning to ram something unpleasant up our buttocks, probably a dildo covered in chili. — Christopher G. Nuttall

At worst, she kept him around so he could make her feel better when she needed it, a winning combination of a pet and a dildo. — Aleksandar Hemon

Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn't a "hard hat"? — Jarod Kintz

Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me? Or the HAIR on my sister's ASS- — Giorge Leedy

I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. — Kendall Grey

Better yet - I'll buy him a dildo with his own money, send it to him, and tell him to go fuck himself
from The Art of Submission by Ella Dominguez — Ella Dominguez

When penetration is desired, the focus is on what works for the recipient: we have yet to meet a dildo that got hung up on its own needs. — Dossie Easton

To find riches is a beggar's dream, but to find love is the dream of kings. — Sidney Sheldon

I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot dildo. Okay, that's not true. I'd so fuck her. But I wouldn't like it. Yeah you're right. That's not true either. — Emma Chase

Envy is an envious person and truth they don't like to wear — Marcelle Hinkson

Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo... — Kim Harrison

A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees farther of the two — Leonard Mlodinow

You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. — Katrina Monroe

We cannot let the future of our children be decided by their zip codes and family incomes. — Sharad Vivek Sagar

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress — Taylor Swift

Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo. — Tom Robbins

Let us live no more to ourselves, but to Him who loved us, and gave Himself to die for us. — Roger Sherman

Everybody sins, Francis. The terrible thing is that we love our sins. We love the thing that makes us evil. — Robert Cormier

Answers based in truth are the foundation of wisdom. — Jayce O'Neal

I couldn't believe Sam actually got me a present because i honestly thought the "I love you" was it. — Stephen Chbosky

Those were the only kind of days their marriage had - the early ones. — Stephenie Meyer

Only someone with antediluvian views on sex would be anti-dildo-lovin'. — Brian McElroy

It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs! — Mollie Gross

Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer. — David Wong