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You scratch my back, I scratch yours."
The smile faded into a leer.
"No, you suck my dick, I'll suck yours. — James Buchanan

If the Democratic policies had been pursued over the last two or three years ... we would not have had the kind of job growth we've had. — Dick Cheney

Saying sorry does not get you a free pass to behave like a dick. — Incy Black

Many, many of my paintings have come from the first chapter of Moby Dick. — Robert Indiana

Everyone's face is a mirror, Dick - endeavor to make them reflect a smile. — Maggie Stiefvater

Look, Max, we've had this discussion before. I wouldn't fuck that bitch again with someone else's dick. If — S.H. Richardson

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. — Douglas Wood

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living. — Dick Gregory

Dick walked beside her, feeling her unhappiness, and wanting to drink the rain that touched her cheek. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Your contribution as a coach is defending and rebounding. — Dick Motta

What?!" Auburn says into the phone. "What kind of secret phrase is 'pencil dick'? — Colleen Hoover

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it. — Dick Cavett

Music is the soundtrack of your life. — Dick Clark

I'm running for president because I've had enough of the oil barons, the status-quo apologists, the special-interest lobbyists running amok. — Dick Gephardt

One of the big mistakes Republicans made with the Contract with America is that they tried to do too much too fast, and people revolted against it. — Dick Gephardt

We're feeding all these zoos. And that's getting bigger and bigger. — Dick Van Patten

Al Gore is a good man. He is a decent, caring man. He listens to his heart and his head. He loves his family. — Dick Gephardt

If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. — Alice Clayton

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous. — Dick Cavett

Your ideas suck"
"So does my mouth. Why don't you get your dick over here and I'll demonstrate. — Jet Mykles

No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq. — Dick Morris

He was the perfect friend, except for the part where he wanted my dick. But I could look past that. — Linda Kage

If you don't invest very much, then defeat doesn't hurt very much and winning is not very exciting. — Dick Vermeil

It's the basic condition of life to be required to violate our own identity. — Philip K. Dick

I hardly see myself as a futurist. — Dick Wolf

I've thought a lot about the world and how George Bush sees the world and it ain't even close. — Dick Gephardt

'Moby-Dick' really threw me. I read it when I was 14 and my best friends were books. It changed the way I looked at the world. — John Burnside

Hi, I'm Dick," I said.
"Yeah, I've heard that about you. — Mindi Scott

Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick. — Leah Raeder

Being gay is not an excuse for being a dick. — John Green

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG. — Miles Davis

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. — Andy Dick

You got me out of this place and here's your reward; you're everything we jointly abominate. The essence of what we're committed to destroy. — Philip K. Dick

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. — Andy Dick

Use your dick, don't be one. — Marissa Clarke

The unconscious is selective, when it learns what to listen for. — Philip K. Dick

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

Good manners are a sign of strength. — Dick Francis

They're putting cement dust into cattle feed to make the cows heavier; the FDA knows all about it. — Dick Dale

I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there. — Jonathan Tropper

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive. — Philip K. Dick

Seantrel couldn't believe Ashley had just called him looking for some dick on his wedding day. These bitches don't have any respect he thought. — Kevina Hopkins

He made love to Porcupine Woman and got his dick shot through with more needles than a pincushion. He'd argue with rocks and the rocks would win. — Neil Gaiman

In graduate school, I was a student of E.L. Doctorow, and he had us read 'Moby-Dick' in a week. — Garth Risk Hallberg

I was learning that just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. — Dick Gregory

I never learned hate at home or shame. I had to go to school for that. — Dick Gregory

A winner is someone who can look in the mirror at the end of the day and say in pursuit of my goal and dreams I gave my best. — Dick Vitale

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity. — Jason Medina

Despair like that, about total reality, is self-perpetuating. — Philip K. Dick

That means if my son was gay, I would want him to suck the best dick this side of the Mississippi. — Josh Wolf

Philosophical involvement blinded me to authentic human fact. — Philip K. Dick

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks. — Mariana Zapata

Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying, — Philip K. Dick

In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare. — Dick Cavett

It's better to be cautious and play it safe than regret pushing him too hard. We're supposed to get another read on it soon. — Dick Vermeil

Baritone, cultivated, rolling-out-smooth voice familiar to Reiss. 'This is Doktor Goebbels. — Philip K. Dick

To be hungry must be awful. — Dick Van Patten

Jesus, he wasn't a dick, he was an asshole and he had some serious fucking work to do. "She — Kristen Ashley

Everything wears out eventually; nothing is permanent. Change is the one constant of life. — Philip K. Dick

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone. — Dick Gregory

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.' — Dick Gregory

The kids called me King of the Surf Guitar. I surfed sunup to sundown. — Dick Dale

..why sit on the sidelines of life at any age? — Dick Van Dyke

Yeah, he'd been trained to be good with details, but once his dick started working, his brain generally shifted to standby. — Pamela Clare

When you are doing what you love to do, you become resilient. — Dick Costolo

I'm swamped with input. I want input, but I am so far behind on what I got here that I can't keep up with what people are sending me. — Dick Latvala

Spin is overrated. It is strategy, not spin, that wins elections. — Dick Morris

You think, you got a dick, you gotta do the work. Make the plays. Give the chase. Fight the good fight. But you're wrong. — Kristen Ashley

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast. — Dick Gregory

Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead. — Philip K. Dick

But at least he can still see the lights below us. Although maybe for him it doesn't matter. — Philip K. Dick

My philosophy is the thicker the wood the thicker the sound, the bigger the string the bigger the sound. My smallest string is a 14 gauge. — Dick Dale

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. — Dick Cheney

That's because your new tracker couldn't find his own dick in the dark. — Rachel Vincent

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec

Dick Moss, my agent. Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros. — Nolan Ryan

I know they say that a stiff dick has no conscience, but I tell you now that some cunts have teeth ... — Stephen King

I like her; I could watch her the rest of my life. She has breasts that smile. — Philip K. Dick

I'm not one of these guys who is dedicated to playing or performing - that's just one facet of my life. — Dick Dale

The British Government and the Irish Government have accepted very clearly the Mitchell Report. — Dick Spring

The ad revenues still go up because nothing dependably delivers the eyeballs that successful series do. — Dick Wolf

Almost all of what I learned about mounting and hosting a dance show I learned from Dick Clark. — Don Cornelius

I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see. — Dick Van Dyke

My schedule for today lists a six-hour self-accusatory depression. — Philip K. Dick

His dick made him do it. — Bella Jeanisse

Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country. — Elle Lothlorien

One of the things to be learnt about spying is that the least likely is the most probable.

--Sir Dick White, Head of MI6, 1956-1968 — John Knoerle

But reality cannot be ignored; we must grow up. — Philip K. Dick

A man driven by rage may stumble, in his passion, onto truth. — Philip K. Dick

I'm dedicated to touring the rest of my life. — Dick Dale

I mean, knowing people, people are terrified of the unknown and they want to just kill the unknown. — Philip K. Dick

Once upon a time,
there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America

Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them. — Dick Gregory

Surfers were the ones who named all my songs. They'd yell out the names, and we just kept 'em. — Dick Dale

I hope I never get in a fix like that," Taubman said. "Hating someone I once loved. — Philip K. Dick

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine
off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the
tanks to control you. — Dick Gregory

When has the government ever told anyone the truth? — Philip K. Dick

There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live. — Dick Gregory

I was in 27 Broadway plays, and three of them got the Pulitzer Prize. — Dick Van Patten

The bird is gone, and in what meadow does it now sing? — Philip K. Dick