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Jack had been my best friend since we'd been in diapers, — Liliana Hart

Southern DADDY - Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all! — Richelle E. Goodrich

Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers. — Christian Bauman

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

I'm not a mama's boy or anything. I'm a full-grown man who only occasionally wears diapers (you have to in an EVA suit). — Andy Weir

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself. — Marcia Cross

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. — Jorge Posada

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers. — Kris Carr

When in doubt, make funny faces. — Amy Poehler

I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers. — C.C. Hunter

I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny

Always remember your kid's name, — Amy Poehler

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. — Felix Baumgartner

From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I'm the afterlife of the party! — Rachel Vincent

Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating ... — Neil Leckman

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? — Kim Kardashian

The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood. — Phil Robertson

Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers. — Sophie Oak

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week. — Rob Thurman

What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason. — Various

He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. — Beyonce Knowles

I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his ass — Keith Richards

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce — Kool Keith

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion. — Jason Bateman

If you smell baby diapers in a wine that smells like strawberries to me, that's OK. The winery isn't putting either in the wine. — Ray Johnson

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen ... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers. — Geraldo Rivera

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food. — Mallory Ortberg

No one likes change but babies in diapers. — Barbara Johnson

You can put on a mask and a costume for the rest of the world, but you can't hide from the people who changed your diapers. — Lisa Unger

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it. — Sarah Jessica Parker

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night! — Lauren Hutton

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. — Don Marquis

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop. — Chubby Checker

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. — Esther Williams

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing. — Karen Cushman

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me. — Andrew Lincoln

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. — Mark Twain

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. — Karen Russell

An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change. — Sufjan Stevens

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little. — Jackie Jackson

We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn't grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage in the nursing home. — Jarod Kintz

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink. — Rufus Wainwright

I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman. — Sandra Tsing Loh

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap. — George W. Buck

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula. — Pauly D

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will. — Lisa Ling

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change. — James Carville

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do. — Roger Federer

Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason. — Richard Davies

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often. — Shakira

It had been my experience that fatherhood was mostly a matter of suffering the insufferable, tolerating the intolerable, and changing diapers. — Jeff Lindsay

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — Eca De Queiros

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey

In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline. — Susan Chira

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get. — Bubba Watson

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. — Barbara Steele

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper. — Benjamin Spock