Diapers Quotes
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Diapers Quotes & Sayings
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Jack had been my best friend since we'd been in diapers,
— Liliana Hart
Southern DADDY - Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers.
— Christian Bauman
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
— Benjamin Franklin
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
— Jorge Posada
When in doubt, make funny faces.
— Amy Poehler
I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.
— C.C. Hunter
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
— David Duchovny
Always remember your kid's name,
— Amy Poehler
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
— Felix Baumgartner
The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood.
— Phil Robertson
Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.
— Sophie Oak
He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.
— Beyonce Knowles
I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his ass
— Keith Richards
I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.
— Jason Bateman
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen ... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
— Geraldo Rivera
Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.
— Mallory Ortberg
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
— Barbara Johnson
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
— Lauren Hutton
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
— Don Marquis
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.
— Esther Williams
Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
— Karen Cushman
There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.
— Andrew Lincoln
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.
— Karen Russell
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
— Jackie Jackson
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
— Rufus Wainwright
I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
— George W. Buck
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
— Jeff Foxworthy
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
— James Carville
Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.
— Roger Federer
I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.
— Shakira
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
— Eca De Queiros
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason
— Pete McCloskey
In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.
— Susan Chira
Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.
— Bubba Watson
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
— Barbara Steele
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
— Benjamin Spock