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I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. — Diablo Cody

I've never even seen a great set fight or a great set meltdown. I seem to always be on these incredibly relaxed sets. — Diablo Cody

I grew up in the Midwest; you don't know any screenwriters. It didn't seem like a realistic career possibility. — Diablo Cody

Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex. — Diablo Cody

The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC. — Diablo Cody

I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production. — Diablo Cody

Juno: Honest to blog? — Diablo Cody

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune. — Diablo Cody

I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality. — Diablo Cody

I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting. — Diablo Cody

For me, writing essays, prose and fiction is a great way to be self-indulgent. — Diablo Cody

I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people. — Diablo Cody

I think when you take people who are damaged and you give them money and freedom, it can be a toxic cocktail. — Diablo Cody

Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself. — Diablo Cody

He is the cheese to my macaroni. — Diablo Cody

He wasn't a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That's about all it takes to bang my gong. — Diablo Cody

It's actually much harder to develop a TV show than I had anticipated. — Diablo Cody

Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal. — Diablo Cody

I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious. — Diablo Cody

Gas Attendant: Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet. — Diablo Cody

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure. — Diablo Cody

When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago. — Diablo Cody

In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays. — Diablo Cody

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set. — Diablo Cody

I always say when you write a book, you're a 'one-man band.' Whereas, when you finish a screenplay, it's just a sketch. — Diablo Cody

Stripping toughened my hide, but exposing myself as a writer has been a lot more brutal. — Diablo Cody

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows. — Diablo Cody

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. — Diablo Cody

Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream ... — Diablo Cody

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody

The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines — Diablo Cody

You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable. — Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. — Diablo Cody

Whether it's a blatant homage or unconscious mimicry, the Rolling Stones have permanently, indelibly influenced how rock stars look and behave. — Diablo Cody

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet. — Diablo Cody

You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over. — Diablo Cody

Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene. — Diablo Cody

People don't have these tidy little redemption arcs in reality the way they do in movies. — Diablo Cody

I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies. — Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola. — Diablo Cody

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! — Diablo Cody

Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG! — Diablo Cody

I really just love to open a blank document and spew, whereas with a screenplay I have to be more judicious. — Diablo Cody

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did. — Diablo Cody

A lot of people are concerned with staying physically young ... I'm more interested in maintaining my curiosity. — Diablo Cody

Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily. — Diablo Cody

Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey — Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody

If I want to get a taste of beach culture, I'll fire up my season 2 DVD of 'Beverly Hills, 90210.' — Diablo Cody

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. — Diablo Cody

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer. — Diablo Cody

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. — Diablo Cody

For me, I am a huge fan of Sofia Coppola and Lynn Shelton. I love Lena Dunham, like everybody else. I love Kathryn Bigelow. — Diablo Cody

It's possible that I've matured as a writer, and I hope I've matured emotionally, but I always find myself revisiting these adolescent scenes. — Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints. — Diablo Cody

Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet. — Diablo Cody

Judy Blume excels at describing how it feels to be invisible. So how poetic is it that Blume herself is suddenly everywhere? — Diablo Cody

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist. — Diablo Cody

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke. — Diablo Cody

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle. — Diablo Cody

Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know. — Diablo Cody

These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably. — Diablo Cody

I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles. — Diablo Cody

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. — Diablo Cody

I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email. — Diablo Cody

People are more interested in being visible than they are in loving other people. — Diablo Cody

I usually try not to think about actors while writing, because the odds of those stars aligning and you getting those specific people are so rare. — Diablo Cody

I normally ignore the History Channel. — Diablo Cody

I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan. — Diablo Cody

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. — Diablo Cody

'Sweet Valley High' is fantastic, fabulous, a little bit campy, and - dare I say it - cinematic. — Diablo Cody

I don't think coolness used to be such a commodity among adults. And now it is. — Diablo Cody

I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies. — Diablo Cody

The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood. — Diablo Cody

I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now. — Diablo Cody

If this whole writing thing doesn't work out, I'll be getting right back on the pole. — Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level. — Diablo Cody

As a kid, I spent every summer bent over a stack of books, obsessively writing detailed reports on each one. — Diablo Cody

I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation. — Diablo Cody