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Dessert Quotes & Sayings

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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. — David Mamet

Sticky toffee pudding is my favorite dessert in the U.K. — Eve

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! — Bill Watterson

Because coffee with sugar isn't coffee, it's dessert. It might as well be an energy drink. — Carre Armstrong Gardner

I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees. — Morris Chestnut

Lovely ceremony, gorgeous bride. Take care of her." Troy brushed his thumb over his lips, scanning my body like it was dessert. — L.J. Shen

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that? — Wendy Mass

I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything ... just don't eat the whole thing. — Keri Russell

That's what dessert means to me: a dollop of sweet love in an otherwise cold world. — Sarah Strohmeyer

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz

And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars. — Abraham Verghese

Just a plate of negligence with a side of hope for dessert. — Jes Fuhrmann

Fame is like the dessert that comes with your achievements - it's not an achievement in itself, but sometimes it can overpower the work. — Adam Clayton

Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world. — Pascale Le Draoulec

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first! — Helen Keller

Life is short. Eat dessert first. — Jacques Torres

I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert. — Hamilton Jordan

I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment. — Martha Stewart

One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong

A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion. — Al Pacino

I'm just going to jump and say:hey Mom, Dad, I'm gay, What's for dessert? — Kathe Koja

He seemed to swallow the lie I fed him. I hope he's not still hungry. If he is, I'll give him the illusory dessert known as the American Dream. — Jarod Kintz

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse. — Karl Kraus

Every woman should know how to make one signature dessert. Not for anyone else but herself. — Jennifer Probst

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. — Janet Evanovich

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. — B.C. Forbes

There is no bottom to the cake. I'm digging through the kind of soil that supports rhododendrons: it's that dark. — Joanna Walsh

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner. — Michael Dorris

Life is short, so I'm going to have dessert whenever possible. — Lisa Mantchev

By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert. — Gertrude Berg

She smiled at him as they waited for their dessert, her chin poised on her clasped hands.
'You're being very silent.'
'That's how men cry. — John Fowles

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig. — Gordon Ramsay

Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry. — Vera Nazarian

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. — Ernest Hemingway,

Life is dessert - too brief to hurry. — Ann Voskamp

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. — Ronald Reagan

Dessert is the most important meal of the day! — Lemony Snicket

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix. — Sarah Ockler

With the exception of dessert, food is food. — Janet Evanovich

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Juice is a poor man's dessert. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy, Papa Pea would say. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

I really enjoy making breakfast and dinner. But breakfast is a good excuse to have some dessert before dinner. — Tia Mowry

Just about every available female
and some unavailable
seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels. — Kelly Moran

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food ... No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food. — Jim Gaffigan

Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Time beats up cream for those who are ready for having the dessert. — Lara Biyuts

The poor looking shepherd of the dessert is in substance very rich with all the magical treasures of the desert. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. — Joss Whedon

The man in black fled across the dessert and the gunslinger followed. — Stephen King

I'd rather have sex than dessert. — Mary J. Williams

My favorite dessert is banana pudding. — Lennon Parham

Oh, you were the dessert. The Rattrays were the meal. — Charlaine Harris

Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert! — Dan Meyer

I think she suspects something, though. We've had cherry pie for dessert five nights in a row. His voice drawled, and my smile deepened. — Kim Harrison

The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables. — Lisa Alther

If one is unable to buy Courvoisier, one should forcibly restrain oneself from serving strawberries Romanoff for dessert. — Harlan Ellison

There are times in life when sugar turns into medicine. This was one of those times. — Ilona Andrews

I've been wondering," Isabelle commented reflectively over dessert, "if it is foolish to make new memories when you know you are going to lose them. — Erica Bauermeister

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. — Stefano Gabbana

In fact, for dessert, I'll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please. — Lauren Blakely

Life's short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!! — Lea Mishell

Music, I'd heard him say, was like dessert. He could live without it, but life just wasn't as good. — Sara Novic

Death is a poison parsley on a dessert wine. — Chirag Tulsiani

I don't eat a ton of pasta or bread. But I eat dessert almost every night, and I drink. You need a bit of balance, and I've found mine. — Misty Copeland

She's like a dessert-hoarding dragon." Alys — Leigh Bardugo

There is no pleasure in Jalebi (dessert); the pleasure is in your imagination. — Dada Bhagwan

Sally and Chava eat only raw vegetables for lunch because they are trying to lose weight. Then they split a pack of Entenmann's doughnuts for dessert. — Leila Sales

The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups. — Dennis Vickers

While dessert tastes good, woman cannot live on cake alone. — Melissa Ford

We'll have supper in a little while, but I believe we should eat dessert first. — Cinda Williams Chima

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough. — Nick Wilgus

Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman. — Beatrice Peltre

Any man who would deny you dessert isn't worth having. — Shanna Swendson

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not. — Erica Bauermeister

One feels rather lonely in the dessert.'
'It is just as lonely among men. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th. — Vitali Klitschko

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She wants to have hiked; I want to have had dessert. — Anne Lamott

If this was adulthood, the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that now she could eat dessert without eating her vegetables. — Lisa Alther

I balance my meals. I have never been a big dessert guy. — Robert Herjavec

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping. — Jane Curtin

Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes. — Robert Greene

Darn kids! That's it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time! — K.M. Shea

She's still taking on water. A dessert blessing, an ocean curse — John Green

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax

Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity. — Valerie Harper

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. — Fernando Pessoa

If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith — Josh Stern

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning. — Oscar Wilde

If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner... — Virginia Alison

It could have been worse. He could have said he wasn't a 'dessert person' and then I would have been forced to jump out of a moving car. — Saba Kapur

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night ... — Erma Bombeck

This simple dessert reminds me a little of our relationship, sweet and decadent and oh so bad for you. — Alexis Alvarez

Sex is the dessert in a relationship, not the appetizer — Linda Alfiori

In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller

Life is short. Eat dessert first
-Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life — Wendy Mass