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Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: If the laughter of the audience was malicious

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: I defy anyone to get a decision that

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: Then after that came word processors and it's

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Francis Marion Crawford: Jealousy is the forerunner of love, and often

Jealousy is the forerunner of love, and often its awakener. — Francis Marion Crawford

Denis Norden Quotes By Mason Cooley: Abyss-mongering makes professors and poets feel daring.

Abyss-mongering makes professors and poets feel daring. — Mason Cooley

Denis Norden Quotes By CM Punk: Do I want an ice cream bar with

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

Denis Norden Quotes By Demetri Martin: It feels like every day or two, people

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something. — Demetri Martin

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: It's a funny kind of month, October. For

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: Frank liked administrative work and was good at

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Rene Balcer: I write about power, that's my real subject

I write about power, that's my real subject - how you get it, what you do with it, how you abuse it. I'm equally wary of liberals and conservatives. — Rene Balcer

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: There's an unseen force which lets birds know

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Amory Lovins: What if we could make energy do our

What if we could make energy do our work without working our undoing? — Amory Lovins

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: If all the world is a stage, and

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: A counter tenor is anyone who can count

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: You know you're getting old when a four-letter

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: And if you can offer an explanation as

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Deepak Chopra: Network Spinal Analysis inspires us to trust the

Network Spinal Analysis inspires us to trust the healing power within. — Deepak Chopra

Denis Norden Quotes By Ann Brashares: A pigeon is the same thing as a

A pigeon is the same thing as a dove, did you know that? Bridget — Ann Brashares

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: Middle age is when, whenever you go on

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: I used to like writing for comedians -

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Denis Norden: What is a harp but an oversized cheese

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? — Denis Norden

Denis Norden Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Opportunity is walking through your life every day

Opportunity is walking through your life every day in the form of people you meet. — Zig Ziglar

Denis Norden Quotes By Ben Schwartz: When you're acting on TV, you want to

When you're acting on TV, you want to keep it real. — Ben Schwartz