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Demons Funny Quotes By Jana Oliver: The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens — Jana Oliver

Demons Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: I hate stupidity, but what I hate even

I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it. — Bill Maher

Demons Funny Quotes By Morris West: And I've always worked on the principle that

And I've always worked on the principle that if it interests me enough to write about it, then it must interest a lot of other people. — Morris West

Demons Funny Quotes By Laura L. Zimmerman: Ick. The only thing worse than 'silly family

Ick. The only thing worse than 'silly family time' was 'serious family time', which we'd just entered like it was the Bermuda Triangle. — Laura L. Zimmerman

Demons Funny Quotes By A&E Kirk: The cross had slipped back onto my chest.

The cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra — A&E Kirk

Demons Funny Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Demons Funny Quotes By Peter S. Beagle: The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

Demons Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. — Jim Butcher

Demons Funny Quotes By Taylor Grace: Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

Demons Funny Quotes By Pippa DaCosta: You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You

You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you. — Pippa DaCosta

Demons Funny Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: A comedian is not funny unless he is

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. — Cynthia Heimel

Demons Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I was one of those. I meddled with

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss

Demons Funny Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: Death. The end of sense-perception, of being controlled

Death. The end of sense-perception, of being controlled by our emotions, of mental activity, of enslavement to our bodies. — Marcus Aurelius

Demons Funny Quotes By Peter De Vries: Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. — Peter De Vries

Demons Funny Quotes By Bryan Callen: I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep,

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen

Demons Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Prayer is a sign of repentance, a desire

Prayer is a sign of repentance, a desire to become better, purer. — Mahatma Gandhi

Demons Funny Quotes By Rose Philippine Duchesne: How very beautiful and consoling our faith is!

How very beautiful and consoling our faith is! For the little work we do here on earth it promises in return all the joys of assured happiness. — Rose Philippine Duchesne

Demons Funny Quotes By Edward McKendree Bounds: Prayer is the language of a man burdened

Prayer is the language of a man burdened with a sense of need. — Edward McKendree Bounds

Demons Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It'd be a funny old world, he reflected,

It'd be a funny old world, he reflected, if demons went round trusting one another. — Terry Pratchett

Demons Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get your filthy paws off my son, feet

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Demons Funny Quotes By Balthazar Getty: My parents were hippies.

My parents were hippies. — Balthazar Getty

Demons Funny Quotes By Kiersten Fay: His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay