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The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens — Jana Oliver

I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it. — Bill Maher

And I've always worked on the principle that if it interests me enough to write about it, then it must interest a lot of other people. — Morris West

Ick. The only thing worse than 'silly family time' was 'serious family time', which we'd just entered like it was the Bermuda Triangle. — Laura L. Zimmerman

The cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra — A&E Kirk

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. — Jim Butcher

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you. — Pippa DaCosta

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. — Cynthia Heimel

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss

Death. The end of sense-perception, of being controlled by our emotions, of mental activity, of enslavement to our bodies. — Marcus Aurelius

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. — Peter De Vries

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen

Prayer is a sign of repentance, a desire to become better, purer. — Mahatma Gandhi

How very beautiful and consoling our faith is! For the little work we do here on earth it promises in return all the joys of assured happiness. — Rose Philippine Duchesne

Prayer is the language of a man burdened with a sense of need. — Edward McKendree Bounds

It'd be a funny old world, he reflected, if demons went round trusting one another. — Terry Pratchett

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My parents were hippies. — Balthazar Getty

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay