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I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
Princess Nell had to reconstruct them, learning the language, which was extremely pithy and made heavy use of parentheses.
— Neal Stephenson
Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch
— Heather R. Blair
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
All that we are is a result of what we have thought
— Buddha Siddhartha Guatama Shakyamuni
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.
— Steven Morrissey
I haven't always been confident enough to rock different styles because I used to be really shy.
— Zendaya