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Poems like to have a destination for their flight. They are homing pigeons. — May Sarton

who went on to write one of Louis XVI and a good synography of Robespierre. They — John Hardman

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

At the moment they vanished they were everywhere, the cool benediction of the night descended, the stars sparkled, and the whole universe was a hill. — E. M. Forster

Princess Nell had to reconstruct them, learning the language, which was extremely pithy and made heavy use of parentheses. — Neal Stephenson

Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch — Heather R. Blair

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

All that we are is a result of what we have thought — Buddha Siddhartha Guatama Shakyamuni

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother. — Steven Morrissey

I haven't always been confident enough to rock different styles because I used to be really shy. — Zendaya