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Human nature stays the same, the one thing that stays constant, like death and taxes. And people still want good stories!
— Alison Owen
While death isn't a sure thing anymore, taxes still are.
— Kevin J. Anderson
Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.
— Robert Quillen
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling.
— Bert Murray
Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.
— Bruce Dickinson
Fear and bigotry don't need explaining. They simply are, like traffic jams and taxes.
— Eileen Wilks
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
— Will Rogers
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.— Paula Poundstone
There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.
— Ragnar Tornquist
We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two.
— Erwin Griswold
A rainbow in shades of grey is just a fog
— Robby Miller
The surest thing in the world is not death and taxes, it's death and eternity. Yet, we're so unconcerned.
— Leonard Ravenhill
But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
— Benjamin Franklin
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
— Greg Behrendt
No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.
— James Caan
Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?
— Stephen Leather
My decision on this matter is as certain and final as death and the staggering New Deal taxes.
— Thomas Dewey
They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay my taxes....
— Edmund Alexander Sims
It never ceased to amaze Skirata how much simpler it was to buy and sell death than it was to pay taxes.
— Karen Traviss
No defeat, no surrenderAin't no pockets in a shroud
There is nothing so sure in life as death and taxes — Ninette Kelly
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.
— Douglas Adams
Never thought I'd see the day when Death was denied. That leaves taxes as the only certainty.
— Piers Anthony
As far as I can tell, there are three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and someone deciding they don't love you anymore.
— Ryan O'Connell
Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes.
— Christopher Bullock
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
— Benjamin Franklin
Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes.
— Benjamin Franklin
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
— Mark Twain
The only things of certainty are Death and Taxes.
— Benjamin Franklin
But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes.
— Benjamin Franklin
Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.
— John Stossel
He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn't happen to you every year.
— Terry Pratchett
The only certain things in life are death and taxes!
— Benjamin Franklin
I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.
— Terry Pratchett
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
— Margaret Mitchell
