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Dead Island Funny Quotes By Randall Munroe: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it

Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane. — Randall Munroe

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips don't bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right? — Chetan Bhagat

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Elisabeth Elliot: There is nothing worth living for, unless it

There is nothing worth living for, unless it is worth dying for. — Elisabeth Elliot

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: Contagiousness is an unexpected property of all kinds

Contagiousness is an unexpected property of all kinds of things. — Malcolm Gladwell

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Jack McDevitt: I was thinking how much trouble people get

I was thinking how much trouble people get into because they can't keep their mouths shut. — Jack McDevitt

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Joseph Heller: I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman. — Joseph Heller

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: The last word of love is ... goodbye.

The last word of love is ... goodbye. — Carroll Bryant

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate

McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair. — Theodore Roosevelt

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Heston Blumenthal: No, when I worked as an accountant I

No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock. — Heston Blumenthal

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Heather Locklear: You can't help but be scrutinized, so I

You can't help but be scrutinized, so I might as well be doing something while I'm being scrutinized. — Heather Locklear

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Ian Hart: Not being able to work would make me

Not being able to work would make me very unhappy. — Ian Hart

Dead Island Funny Quotes By Patricia Cornwell: Even if you are a best-seller you feel

Even if you are a best-seller you feel insecure because it is all so unpredictable. — Patricia Cornwell