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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. — Ed Bernard

I think it's impossible to actually be a role model. I think on some level, you'll have your flaws or defects of character, regardless. — Curtis Jackson

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor. — Craig Ferguson

Pure chastity is beauty to our souls, grace to our bodies, and peace to our desires. — Solon

It's tough to make a movie about movies ... We're all too close to it. But 'The Bad and the Beautiful' was very good. — Kirk Douglas

I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day. — Richard Thomas

The goal of all learning is to repair the ruin of our first parents. — John Milton

Your body exists in the past and your mind exists in the future. In yoga, they come together in the present. — B.K.S. Iyengar

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! — Hannah Murray

Every gun sold should require a background check, period. — Gary Ackerman

It is better for a leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing. — Anonymous

Being an artist is a way of saying, I am here, and this is what I stand for. — Jodie Foster

When it comes to cooking pasta, the first essential is to make sure you have a big enough pot: it needs room to roll in the water while cooking. — Yotam Ottolenghi

What we are not changing, we are choosing. — David Richo

We are caught inside a mystery, veiled in an enigma, locked inside a riddle — Terence McKenna

Whenever you put a man on the Supreme Court he ceases to be your friend. — Harry S. Truman

Let not things, because they are common, enjoy for that the less share of our consideration. — Pliny The Elder