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David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: The thought of killing myself had slowed me

The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: The part of my plan that made old

The part of my plan that made old people uncomfortable, that exposed them for the bigots they were - and on a Sunday! - still appealed to me. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: There's a short circuit between my brain and

There's a short circuit between my brain and my tongue, thus "Leave me the fuck alone" comes out as "Well, maybe. Sure. I guess I can see your point. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Success is a transformation not a final destination.

Success is a transformation not a final destination. — Debasish Mridha

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough?

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit? — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Gayle Forman: Experience has shown me that standing by oneself

Experience has shown me that standing by oneself reading from one's book isn't especially compelling - unless you're David Sedaris. — Gayle Forman

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: It's not lost on me that I'm so

It's not lost on me that I'm so busy recording life, I don't have time to really live it. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Demosthenes: We believe whatever we want to believe.

We believe whatever we want to believe. — Demosthenes

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Dane Cook: I think beating someone to death with a

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny. — Dane Cook

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Lawrence Durrell: To write a poem is like trying to

To write a poem is like trying to catch a lizard without its tail falling off. — Lawrence Durrell

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Madeline Sheehan: Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All

Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of 'em he could throw condoms at and be done with it. — Madeline Sheehan

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David James Duncan: An eye for an eye is smart, see,

An eye for an eye is smart, see, but love is dumb, lovers are fools. — David James Duncan

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: I go to the movies at least five

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Jason Reeves: I do what works best for me, but

I do what works best for me, but it might not work for somebody else. — Jason Reeves

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Laozi: ALL things in Nature work silently. They come

ALL things in Nature work silently. They come into being and possess nothing. They fulfil their functions and make no claim. — Laozi

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: All I do is lie, and that has

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Kindness is the language of heart, which the

Kindness is the language of heart, which the universe can understand. — Debasish Mridha

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Hattie Morahan: I heard David Sedaris read live recently which

I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does. — Hattie Morahan

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give

Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give me one of them chickens what spins around. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: There are lots of things that happen to

There are lots of things that happen to me that I don't write about. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means

They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: At first, writing for The New Yorker was

At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.
— David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Shesh Nath Vernwal: Crying is deeper than laughing.

Crying is deeper than laughing. — Shesh Nath Vernwal

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: Whenever I read a passage that moves me,

Whenever I read a passage that moves me, I transcribe it in my diary, hoping my fingers might learn what excellence feels like. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Bob Hope: I can't give up Golf, I've got too

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters. — Bob Hope

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Jennifer Niven: Are you totally into Violet Markey, like forever

Are you totally into Violet Markey, like forever kind or the she's-interesting-for-right-now kind? — Jennifer Niven

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: I wanted it, I wanted, I wanted, but

I wanted it, I wanted, I wanted, but the moment it was mine, it ceased to interest me. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: To spend your days in the company of

To spend your days in the company of naked men - that was the life for me. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: I hate you' she said to me one

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Bobby Williams: Any of these moments, you can turn it

Any of these moments, you can turn it all around. — Bobby Williams

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Bill Hader: David Sedaris is so good that it makes

David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad. — Bill Hader

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By Malcolm Forbes: Working at what you enjoy is far more

Working at what you enjoy is far more important than what you're working at. — Malcolm Forbes

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: A good [short story] would take me out

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: Gambling to me is what a telephone pole

Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: He led me to the barn, where a

He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted. — David Sedaris

David Sedaris The Best Of Me Quotes By David Sedaris: This is a busy week with me and

This is a busy week with me and lunatics, whom I tend to see as either signs or messengers. — David Sedaris