David Cross Quotes
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
— David Cross
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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
— David Cross
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
— David Cross
If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.
— David Cross
All of us must cross the line between ignorance and insight many times before we truly understand.
— David Hawkins
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
— David Cross
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational.
— David Cross
I recently attended a pro-drug rally ... in my basement.
— David Cross
When goods don't cross borders, armies will.
— David Cudlip
We have to cross the boundary between knowing and not knowing many times before we achieve understanding.
— David Hawkins
There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.
— David Cross
the man was so cross-eyed he could stand in the middle of the week and see both Sundays.
— David Foster Wallace
You can't just yell jokes at people.
— David Cross
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
— David Cross
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
— David Cross
Grace will expose the deepest issues of your heart, then point you to the Cross which covers everything that's been exposed.
— Paul David Tripp
The cross is where Jesus, God in the flesh, took the just punishment due sinners upon himself.
— David Platt
You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.
— David Cross
The greatest adventure in life - knowing God - begins at the Cross of Christ and ends with a "Hallelujah!"
— David Jeremiah
The church is not made up of spiritual giants; only broken men can lead others to the cross.
— David Bosch
We humans can work hard for each other, and we should and we must work. But it is God, and only God, who heals. The Cross and the Switchblade, pg 90.
— David Wilkerson
One cannot cross an abyss in two jumps.
— David Lloyd George
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
— David Lloyd George
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
— David Cross
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
— David Cross
I have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side.
— David Levithan
I guess my style is a cross between David Bowie and Clint Eastwood.
— Dylan McDermott
A salaam aleikum. The elderly Irishwoman has a foamy cloud of white hair and a zigzag cashmere poncho. You wouldn't cross her.
— David Mitchell
I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
— David Niven
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
— David Cross
One cannot cross the same river twice.
— David Mitchell
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.
— David Cross
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
— David Cross
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
— David Cross
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
— David Cross
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.
— David Cross
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
— David Cross
Do not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps.
— David Lloyd George
