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I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids. — David Cross

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. — David Cross

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at. — David Cross

[ ... ]not even dying a martyr's death is classified as extraordinary obedience when you are following a Savior who died on a cross. — David Platt

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City. — David Cross

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm — David Cross

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat. — David Cross

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years. — David Cross

All of us must cross the line between ignorance and insight many times before we truly understand. — David Hawkins

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star. — David Cross

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright. — David Cross

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. — David Russell

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. — David Cross

At the cross of Christ, God fully expressed his holy judgment upon sin. — David Platt

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

I recently attended a pro-drug rally ... in my basement. — David Cross

When goods don't cross borders, armies will. — David Cudlip

I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross

We have to cross the boundary between knowing and not knowing many times before we achieve understanding. — David Hawkins

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me. — David Cross

the man was so cross-eyed he could stand in the middle of the week and see both Sundays. — David Foster Wallace

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other. — David Cross

You can't just yell jokes at people. — David Cross

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information. — David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous. — David Cross

Grace will expose the deepest issues of your heart, then point you to the Cross which covers everything that's been exposed. — Paul David Tripp

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy. — David Cross

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people. — David Cross

The cross is where Jesus, God in the flesh, took the just punishment due sinners upon himself. — David Platt

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. — David Cross

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God. — David Cross

But I must say the work I'm proudest of is the Green Cross Code man. — David Prowse

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat. — David Cross

But no, we cross, crisscross, and recross our old tracks like figure skaters. — David Mitchell

The greatest adventure in life - knowing God - begins at the Cross of Christ and ends with a "Hallelujah!" — David Jeremiah

The church is not made up of spiritual giants; only broken men can lead others to the cross. — David Bosch

So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. — David Cross

We humans can work hard for each other, and we should and we must work. But it is God, and only God, who heals. The Cross and the Switchblade, pg 90. — David Wilkerson

One cannot cross an abyss in two jumps. — David Lloyd George

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. — David Lloyd George

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part. — David Cross

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. — David Cross

There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics. — David Cross

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross

The only works of man in heaven are the marks of the cross on Jesus' body. — David Servant

I have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side. — David Levithan

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic. — David Cross

I guess my style is a cross between David Bowie and Clint Eastwood. — Dylan McDermott

A salaam aleikum. The elderly Irishwoman has a foamy cloud of white hair and a zigzag cashmere poncho. You wouldn't cross her. — David Mitchell

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet. — David Niven

People will never know how glorious the cross is until they know how serious sin is. — David Platt

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible. — David Cross

One cannot cross the same river twice. — David Mitchell

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. — David Cross

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation. — David Cross

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons. — David Cross

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. — David Cross

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other. — David Cross

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. — David Cross

Do not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps. — David Lloyd George

It only takes one line, from one poem to change your world...What has poetry done for you lately? — David S. Cross