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Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. — Dave Chappelle

Yes, actually. Animation's a very easy thing to watch on tour. — Dave Rowntree

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

The voice in my head has a stutter, and that's really annoying. D-D-D-Dave Dave. What? K-K-K-Kill your p-p-p-parents. L-L-L-Loa ... Write it down! — Dave Attell

This is Louisiana, Dave. Guatemala North. Quit pretending it's the United States. Life will make a lot more sense, he said. — James Lee Burke

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now. — Dave Foley

There's some things in life that you really consider to be priceless. — Dave Grohl

If you're trying to connect to people with music - it's more of an outward process and a lot of times musicians can be very inward. — Dave Grohl

It's in the routine, not the big heroic moments, that our true character is exposed. That — Dave Workman

I always like to have an atlas just so that I can find things out. It's always good to have an almanac; those sort of things. — Dave Matthews

It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name. — Dave Mustaine

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." — Dave Barry

Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless. — Reed Mullin

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. — Dave Chappelle

Always play to the cheap seats. That's where the critics sit. The people who sit up front don't come to hear you play; they come to sit up front. — Dave Evans

Money is 80% behavior, 20% head knowledge. It's what you do, not what you know. — Dave Ramsey

Congress has an obligation to protect our country's natural beauty, embodied in our nation's parks, rivers, and breathtaking landscapes. — Dave Reichert

Alan Menken, for example, is one of my heroes for all of the music he's written for Disney. — Dave Koz

Dave's gently probing finger takes one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. — Cameron Vale

Of all Mother's punishments, I hated the gas chamber game the most. Towards — Dave Pelzer

Music is not a contest, it's not a competition, so giving out trophies seems a little bit like the sporting world I left behind when I was a kid. — Dave Pirner

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

True pillar of subtle light embrace humanity between dimensions, they are serene consciousness washing the pains of all soul's. — Dave Zebian

Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what's leftover after you have given your best to everyone else. — Dave Willis

Stache's attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics - and a big piece if luck. — Dave Barry

Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb. — Dave Mustaine

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are. — Dave Barry

I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Buster's in Cincinnati. — Amy Schumer

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it. — Dave Barry

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. — Dave Barry

Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings — Dave Bristol

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office. — Dave Sim

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle ... then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. — Dave Attell

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Quit looking for an answer, Jim. There fuckin' ain't one. Fuck yeah, I'm still looking for God's telephone number. — Jim Goldberg

Are you looking for answers, to questions under the stars? If along the way you are growing weary, You can rest with me until a brighter day It's okay — Dave Matthews

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. — Dave Grohl

I am a bike enthusiast; there's a certain amount of romance to bikes. They're both beautiful and utilitarian. — Dave Eggers

The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong! — Brother Dave Gardner

Me being me, I put the numbers from my hospital's website from my tumor sizes into a spreadsheet. — Dave DeBronkart

To get the music the way you want it, there's a lot of work involved. — Dave Kikoski

being likeable isn't just about social media or business - it's about living life, to its fullest. — Dave Kerpen

In your eyes, I see what's on my mind. — Dave Matthews

First of all, I know it's all people like you. And that's what's so scary. Individually you don't know what you're doing collectively. — Dave Eggers

There's not a whole lot of advantage for a company to be public. — Dave Goldberg

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. — Dave Barry

Don't get sucked in, Dave was always saying to me. Kind of like Helder's container idea: Notice everything, but don't buy into it. Hold it. — Heather Sellers

Kinship doesn't come from skin color. It's in your soul and your mind. — Dave Brubeck

No, there's something about the sing-song cadence of children's music that has its place in rock. — Dave Grohl

Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wall. It's a thief. — Dave Grohl

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell

One thing's for sure, in the war between freedom and fear, our side is going to have better t-shirts. — Dave Winer

There's a freedom to being young that is harder to come by as time goes on. — Dave Matthews

That's the beautiful thing about innocence; even monsters have a pocketful of childhood memories with which to seek comfort with. — Dave Matthes

Under Florida's "stand your ground" law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground. — Dave Barry

And I met Paul Simms while I was making 'It's Pat', and he later wound up casting me in 'NewsRadio.' — Dave Foley

You can be a victim of cancer, or a survivor of cancer. It's a mindset. — Dave Pelzer

Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly. — Dave Anthony

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. — Dave Chappelle

'Cosmopolitan' used to publish five covers across the U.S. so that if one was unpopular, it wouldn't tank their entire sales. — Dave Goldberg

I can remember exactly where I sat when my teacher first read Roald Dahl's 'James and the Giant Peach'. — Dave Eggers

I think I tried on the hardcore scene's outfits maybe once, and then I just figured I'd stick to Hawaiian shirts. — Dave Sitek

There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. I don't like doing what people expect me to do. — Dave Grohl

There's not a party, a congressman, a senator, etc. elected that will fix your life. YOU have to fix YOUR life. — Dave Ramsey

I believe there is something be said for exploring beautiful places. It's good for the spirit. — Dave Scott

I think I'm far too hopeful and trusting. That's something I got from my mum. — Dave Eggers

A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me. — Dave Matthews

That's what mild television fame is like: it's like walking through the world with your fly down. — Dave Holmes

There's no point waking up in the morning feeling sorry for yourself. — Dave Davies

In mobile, people really love having single-use case experiences. They want low friction to getting to the application's use case. — Dave Morin

You can never have enough guitars. It's like women and shoes ... it's nice to have different paints on your palette. — Dave Genn

The most important thing for me is my family, and my health and happiness, and making sure everyone's cool. — Dave Grohl

That's the shame about Miles Copeland; he's evil, but he's got a heart of gold. — Dave Wakeling

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood. — Dave Foley

There's no one to stop you but yourself. — Dave Thomas

Nothing is etched in stone in tennis until the final point has been played. That's why we watch. — Dave McPherson

This was a new skill she'd acquired, the ability to look, to the outside world, utterly serene and even cheerful, while, in her skull, all was chaos. — Dave Eggers

I really like the mission at SurveyMonkey, which is, we help people make better decisions. It's just a great thing. — Dave Goldberg

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Dave learned that Death is the opposite of peace: it's struggle, it's ugly, it's horrific, it's dirty. And ultimately, Death is emptiness. — Emily Bleeker

What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day. — Dave Barry

It's so easy to print in the Midwest. You're saving months in shipping and customs, so we have started printing a number of books there. — Dave Eggers

the end of the book isn't the last page, it's the last day you think about what you read — Dave Campbell

There are evil people, but they still came weeping from someone's vagina. — Dave Matthews Band

It's much easier when you have your co-workers who are just, they're there in the moment. If you were out of the moment, you would feel odd. — Dave Bautista

You never cash out a 401(k) or IRA to pay off debt, unless it's to avoid a foreclosure or bankruptcy. — Dave Ramsey

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. — Dave Grohl

I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. — Dave Grohl

We have our roots in country, and that's our foundation, but we pull from a lot. — Dave Haywood

I really like it when you can step outside of what's come before and find a surprise for the reader and find a surprise for yourself. — Dave Gibbons

Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away — John Green

If it can't be done in bed, it's not worth doing. — Dave Van Ronk

It's harder to appreciate what you don't have to look hard to find. — Laura Dave

By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker. — Dave Barry

What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied — David Wong

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! — Dave Chappelle

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. — Dave Chappelle

There's a great place to go when you're broke
to work! — Dave Ramsey

Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew? — Dave Beard