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Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: It is, of course, traditional in children's literature

It is, of course, traditional in children's literature to get rid of the parents. — Anthony Horowitz

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Ayn Rand: No man can use his brain to think

No man can use his brain to think for another. — Ayn Rand

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. — Terry Pratchett

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Dave Barry: In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up. — Dave Barry

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Albert Einstein: He who cherishes the value of cultures cannot

He who cherishes the value of cultures cannot fail to be a pacifist. — Albert Einstein

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Billy Graham: Oh, that we would be people who would

Oh, that we would be people who would say, Our God will deliver us, but if not, we still refuse to worship the things of this world. — Billy Graham

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Alex Malley: Earn your confidence, nurture it, then help to

Earn your confidence, nurture it, then help to build it in others. — Alex Malley

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Dave Barry: Q. How is the turn signal used in

Q. How is the turn signal used in Florida? A. It is used to indicate to other motorists that you do not realize your turn signal is blinking. — Dave Barry

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Dave Barry: Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been drinking. — Dave Barry

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Matt Damon: If Brad Pitt walked down the street, cars

If Brad Pitt walked down the street, cars would crash into each other. I'm really lucky not to have to deal with that. — Matt Damon

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Toba Beta: Super-eruption of mount Toba, 76,000 years ago had

Super-eruption of mount Toba, 76,000 years ago
had wiped out a previous great civilization on earth. — Toba Beta

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Edge: Who is his manager? Milton Bradley.

Who is his manager? Milton Bradley. — Edge

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Nina Campbell: Some possessions are like old friends, and you

Some possessions are like old friends, and you never want to abandon an old friend. — Nina Campbell

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Dave Barry: Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud. — Dave Barry

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Spencer Krug: I don't have a dayjob or anything. And

I don't have a dayjob or anything. And then, winter's [makes it] hard to do anything. — Spencer Krug

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Hugh Howey: There was so much to do and not

There was so much to do and not enough buckets. — Hugh Howey

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: And I urge you to please notice when

And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. — Kurt Vonnegut

Dave Barry Florida Quotes By Dave Barry: Under Florida's "stand your ground" law, it is

Under Florida's "stand your ground" law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground. — Dave Barry