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Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk. — Dave Barry

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse. — Dave Barry

Not-Dave G. gave Praline a long stare, the kind of stare that telegraphed not just lust, but three or four possible sex acts. — Marshall Thornton

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

It is important for people to know that no matter what lies in their past, they can overcome the dark side and press on the a brighter world. — Dave Pelzer

Knowledge is a basic human right. Equal access to all possible human experiences is a basic human right. — Dave Eggers

Americans are born knowing everything and nothing. Born moving forward, quickly, or thinking they are. — Dave Eggers

Something about how all this could or would lead to totalitarianism. Her stomach sank. — Dave Eggers

There's some things in life that you really consider to be priceless. — Dave Grohl

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

Loud it is in here? You hear the echo? - Help! Help! - I'm so disappointed in you, Kev. — Dave Eggers

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

Congress has an obligation to protect our country's natural beauty, embodied in our nation's parks, rivers, and breathtaking landscapes. — Dave Reichert

We vote to leave, we get rid of this Prime Minister - dishonest Dave [Cameron] - and we get a better Prime Minister. — Nigel Farage

I believed that I was alone in my struggle and that my battle was one of survival. By — Dave Pelzer

I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell

You are a cosmic traveler; your body is temporary, but its essence is eternal ... — Dave Zebian

I want to write something that makes it easy for young people to look right into the abyss. — Dave Mustaine

Don't presume the benevolence of your leaders. — Dave Eggers

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way. — Dave Allen

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill. — Dave Barry

Dave Frank is one of the few people that can REALLY play! — Lennie Tristano

In my view, dissatisfaction is implicit in the fabric of consumerism. — Dave Bruno

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it. — Dave Barry

If you answered, 'Spin the Bottle,' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood. — Dave Barry

In most companies, the best project management skills are found in the IT department, because they work on a project basis all the time. — Dave McNab

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Work is doing it. Discipline is doing it every day. Diligence is doing it well every day. — Dave Ramsey

I longed for the day when her soul would be taken into the depths of hell — Dave Pelzer

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It'll be time to start a Web site soon, where you'll type out everything in one huge paragraph. — David Wong

Net neutrality is a concept that the tech industry rallies around, but it is hypocrisy. — Dave Winer

People worried about our passing over into some robotic state, but we were so much like robots already, programmed and easy to manipulate. — Dave Eggers

The only infallible truth of our lives is that everything we love in life will be taken from us. — Dave Eggers

Andrew Calhoun tells the truth. To my knowledge, there is no better songwriter alive. — Dave Carter

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best. — Dave Matthews

I need a hundred dollars and some suction — Dave Mustaine

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. — Dave Barry

I never needed much, and I never thought I'd get more than what I had. A trip to Burger King was the biggest thing in the world to me. Heaven. — Dave Grohl

Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum! — Dave Franklin

You can never have enough guitars. It's like women and shoes ... it's nice to have different paints on your palette. — Dave Genn

The way to make the giving a free vote safe for a totalitarian capitalist regime is simple - make all political parties the same! — Dave Mearns

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood. — Dave Foley

Debt is dumb. Cash is king. — Dave Ramsey

I can snap your spine like a toothpick. — Dave Barry

I don't think everything is going to get peachy ever. But I think we have to fight for what we believe in. — Dave Matthews

Why tell me to be reasonable when you should be telling me to be courageous? [Arlana to Dave in The Battle for Halcyon] — Peter Kazmaier

Gossip is the currency of the discourse, so you should shut up about yourself. Never confess, never explain, never apologize, and never complain. — Dave Hickey

The most important thing for me is my family, and my health and happiness, and making sure everyone's cool. — Dave Grohl

That's the shame about Miles Copeland; he's evil, but he's got a heart of gold. — Dave Wakeling

Where you are today is the sum of every choice you've ever made. If you don't like where you are, start making different choices! — Dave Ramsey

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl

'Cosmopolitan' used to publish five covers across the U.S. so that if one was unpopular, it wouldn't tank their entire sales. — Dave Goldberg

There's no point waking up in the morning feeling sorry for yourself. — Dave Davies

No one ever excused his way to success. — Dave Del Dotto

And as she held me, I suddenly realized that my lifelong search for love and acceptance had finally ended in the arms of a foster parent. — Dave Pelzer

As we all know here at the Circle, transparency leads to peace of mind. No longer — Dave Eggers

I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind. — Dave Willis

Yes, I am physical but never go looking for fights. I have been in my share of them but never looked for them. — Dave Bautista

( ... ) my problem with paper is that all communication dies with it. It holds no possibility of continuity. — Dave Eggers

The bridge between failure and success is hope. THOMAS JEFFERSON — Dave Ramsey

Sometimes the greatest difference between being a boy and being a man is restraint. — Dave Donovan

This was a new skill she'd acquired, the ability to look, to the outside world, utterly serene and even cheerful, while, in her skull, all was chaos. — Dave Eggers

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running. — Dave Matthes

What in the world would I sing for if I had it all? — Dave Matthews

It was not knowing that was the seed of madness, loneliness, suspicion, fear. — Dave Eggers

Becoming a Leader of Character changes lives - our lives and the lives of the people we touch. — Dave Anderson

Come on, somebody be brave. — Dave Gould

The aura of soccer is very different from other sports. — Dave Checketts

If your hand doesn't work for it, your heart doesn't feel sorry for it. — Dave Eggers

If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover. — Dave Barry

A well-written novel, the most immersive of all forms of storytelling, should command your full attention and belief. — Dave Morris

I love my jokes. — Dave Chappelle

I learned early on that work creates discipline, and when you have discipline in your life, you are a healthier person. — Dave Ramsey

I really like the mission at SurveyMonkey, which is, we help people make better decisions. It's just a great thing. — Dave Goldberg

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

When I step into the light
My arms are open wide
When I step into the light
My eyes searching wildly — Dave Matthews

When you think about it, being trained by a Gladiator is almost as good as being trained by the SAS. — Dave Franklin

But, I don't want to assume that our tradition of excellence is a guarantee of future excellence. — Dave Heineman

Marriage is not 50-50. Divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It isn't dividing everything in half, but giving everything you've got! — Dave Willis

At that moment, Dave would have lifted a house for Jimmy, held it up to his chest until Jimmy told him where to put it down. — Dennis Lehane

Young men, come and blow things up. — Dave Eggers

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

He had her buns up kneelin', and he was wheelin' and dealin'. — Dave Stanton

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time. — Dave Barry

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

I wouldn't vote for Obama. — Dave Mustaine

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry

There's no one to stop you but yourself. — Dave Thomas

Any time you build a network, you have to help users find their friends. — Dave Morin

I do use texting as a great way to communicate quickly, but I don't Twitter or anything. — Dave Gahan

In order to be a great marketer, you have to be focused and intense and look at scarcity, urgency, activity and passion in the marketplace. — Dave Ramsey

I went to college in Iowa for a little bit and tried to get some bands together there. That was about a year of my life. — Dave Keuning

Don't you rob yourself of what you're feeling; don't rob yourself of all that you could be. — Dave Matthews Band

Study the habits of the people you want to be like and then imitate them. If they are succeeding, they must be doing something right. — Dave Ramsey

Nothing is etched in stone in tennis until the final point has been played. That's why we watch. — Dave McPherson

He had what young and/or terrible people were recently calling swag. — Dave Holmes

The most underutilized resource in all of health care is the patient. — Dave DeBronkart