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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away. — Dov Davidoff

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier. — Caprice Crane

This is what dating is like, I thought, this horrible mix of boredom and fear and humiliation and confusion. — Diane Meier

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it's going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you — Robin Bielman

Writing a book is like dating. It's exciting. It's dreamy. And after four years, I just want to end it. — Carole Radziwill

Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like? — Ansel Elgort

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after. — Lois Greiman

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh. — Eva Longoria

You're like a half-tamed creature, still shy of the bridle. 'Except you enthrall me, never shall be free.' But freedom is an illusion, anyway. — Nenia Campbell

First Pallas and now you," the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. "It's like I'm running a goddamn dating service around here. — Julie James

Demelza was beginning to feel like a lion tamer who has been putting his pets through their paces and finds them getting out of hand. — Winston Graham

Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food. Mimic their barbaric customs at the dinner table. — Laura Yes Yes

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher

Side benefit of dating me: free motivational speeches. It's like friends with benefits where the benefits are inspirational. — Josh Sundquist

A Dom never takes away. He only builds. — Delaine Moore

Men still think women will like who they are, not realizing: it's what they can do for a woman that sets the man apart. — Solange Nicole

If every lover was treated like they matter - everyday; valentine's day wouldn't be so 'special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dating is like campaigning: you don't reveal who you really are or what you're really up to until you get elected. — Jane Stanton Hitchcock

Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to suffer. — Cyril Connolly

Fallon, we have been dating for two hours now. I can read you like a book, and right now i do believe that book is full of erotica. — Colleen Hoover

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials ... I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern

The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather ... — Bernd Schuster

Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern. — Gillian Flynn

Every relationship for a Christian is an opportunity to love another person like God has loved us. — Joshua Harris

Marriage is like money - seem to want it, and you never get it. — Letitia Elizabeth Landon

Some say "fear even helps like; The flight or over love reaction but to me it is your loving heart to prove to prove it worthy. — Auliq Ice

Leaving one religion for the sake of another one is like breaking with a rapist for the sake of dating a misogynist. — M.F. Moonzajer

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop

A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women ... fast. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I sort of figured we'd be dating. It makes things like sharing a room a little easier. — Faith Sullivan

A second date always felt like an announcement at his age. And he never felt ready for the announcement. — Megan Abbott

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Dating any of the J's would have been like dating, not my brother necessarily, but definitely a stepbrother, or a cousin. — Kelly Oram

Saying Dating web sites don't work
is like saying my keyboard types wrong
as it is written seek and yee shall find — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find. — Auliq Ice

I watched him with wonder like the stars watch the moon, falling in love with every crescent, dark side, and dream. — Piper Payne

Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it. — Joshua Harris

Dating and getting to really know a woman is a different game. Kind of like the difference in Monopoly and Texas Hold 'Em. — Carolyn Brown

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason. — Zac Efron

Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time. — Anne Eliot

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

I'll date you, love ... not you and your iPad. I can't feel plastic palm play; I'm live like Memorex. — T.F. Hodge

Getting canned from a non-paying job is a lot like getting dumped by a girl you're not even dating. — Marlin Bressi

I like to think I'll just be walking down the street one day and stop and meet someone, like, 'Oh my God, you're awesome,' and then we start dating. — Laura Prepon

There were lots of kinds of men in the world. There were lots of kinds of dogs in the world. There were lots of men who acted like dogs in the world. — Claire Cook

If I seem better than you, you like me more. If you feel you have no chance with me, you like me more. — A.D. Aliwat

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with. — Clark Gable

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. — Joni Rodgers

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out. — Jenna Alatari

It was a bewildering feeling, dating so many men in such a short period of time, like taking test drives of a rental car. At — Stacey Wiedower

The best dating advice I can give you is that women like men who aren't weird — Jon Richardson

Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse. — Greg Behrendt

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily