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Dating Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

I like working with kids; they keep you going. — Paul O'Grady

Much of our waking experience is but a dream in the daylight. — George Eliot

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny. — Chris Pine

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. — Anne Robinson

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

How does something so invisible make one so invincible? — Juliet Castle

The final conquest of poverty is within our grasp. — Lyndon B. Johnson

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Comedy - particularly the frothy and frivolous - is notoriously neglected by festivals and awards. But it's bloody hard to get right. — Colin Firth

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates? — Lauren Kate

Balls, I see it in yer eyes. You're gonna go cockamamie on me. — Kristen Ashley

Life is an act at a given moment. — Lailah Gifty Akita

My wife and I live in Brooklyn, N.Y., not too far from where my Long Island childhood happened. — Darin Strauss

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I try to work out daily in the morning hours. This drives up energy levels dramatically. You'll feel more inspired. And you'll need less sleep. — Robin S. Sharma

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

It has been said that the only reason for leaving England is to give yourself the pleasure of coming back to it. — Patience Strong

If you do the best you can, you have nothing to be ashamed of. A defeat is not a disgrace. — Dirk Nowitzki

God, how I hate the fact that I know this stuff. It only proves that it is possible to learn by osmosis. — Natalie Blitt

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Like most severely overweight people, I had to hit a rock-hard bottom before I'd take responsibility for the consequences of neglecting my own health. — Stephen Furst

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling