Date Night Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Date Night

Date Night Quotes & Sayings

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The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep." — Jessica Pare

I'm a professional historian. I do my research. I have a PhD. What does my race have to do with it? — Nell Irvin Painter

Not being able to enter a quote of my own stinks worse than a skunk on date night! — Me

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night. — Anthony Jeselnik

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

Is it just me or is Sunday a bizarre night for a first date? All wrong, like Saturday morning or Monday at 2 p.m. — Helen Fielding

To the man who knows what makes the perfect date night — Kim Harrison

Build my night with your cheeks. — Malak El Halabi

The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich. — Geraldo Rivera

I enjoy getting gussied up for an event or date night. — Olivia Wilde

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like," Magnus said easily, and stood up. "So let's say Friday night? — Cassandra Clare

I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis? — Sandi Lynn

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld

According to metaphysics, fear is caused by the lack of light. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

Son, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries. — Stan Smith

As she'd walked along this street, a million stars stretched across an indigo canvas, holding all the freedom she'd yearned for every night. — Katherine McIntyre

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! — Matthew Perry

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before. — Jarod Kintz

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other. — Karen Kain

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined. — Paul Watson

Instead, she'd let it get even more overgrown and cobwebbed. We'd always joked that it would be a good place to bury a body. It couldn't be. — Gillian Flynn

Date night is important, even if it's going to Schlotzsky's. — Brad Paisley

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen

I just want to have the flash of brilliance, get it all going, and then pass it on to someone else to maintain. — Stacey Turis

I always comb my hair before i went to sleep at night. Why? Because if i don't wake up in the next day, at least i look good — Acha Salim

You can't make a date in death's dateless night. — Joe Haldeman

Will you do me the honor of being my date for the Homecoming Dance? The prospect of not being able to hold you in my arms all night is heartbreaking. — Abbi Glines

They rule, not because they want to, but because they are; they are not at liberty to play second. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Step out today not seeking to be in the spotlight but seeking for a spot to light - be a blessing to someone — Bernard Kelvin Clive

The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. — Yotam Ottolenghi

There are no limits, except for those we impose upon ourselves. — Dr. Walter Bishop

We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I began writing with a Michael Buble mentality. I think he's fantastic, and it's the perfect music for any date night, ever. — Joe Jonas

I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate. — Eva Herzigova