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I know. As if I'd ever go for him now that my dad wants me to date him."
"As if you'd ever go for his again."
"Right ... right. — Stephanie Perkins

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date. — Cher

On that first date, I asked him what he saw in me. And he said, My future. — Jodi Picoult

No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set. — John Milton

I hope someday when I date my fan, she loves me as a person and not as a famous Greyson Chance — Greyson Chance

Yeah. A real date. Something official. You. Me. Tonight. We're long overdue. — Sophie Jordan

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys. — Guy Branum

The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we come in the door. — Mary Higgins Clark

I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life. — Shaun White

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. — Lauren Conrad

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me. — Kimberly Novosel

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me. — Niall Horan

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to. — Tom Brady

I was never a boy magnet at school. There was always the girl all the guys liked and wanted to date, but it was never me. — Taylor Swift

If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head! — Dante Alighieri

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not. — Jenny Mollen

You are sweet to be so concerned over my love life, but I've decided only to date guys who have bigger swords than me. — Danielle Monsch

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept. — Jennifer Coolidge

The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day. — Nick Carter

Why did you find me? Why did you date my best friend? Why did you pretend to be my friend? — Stormy Smith

Not being able to enter a quote of my own stinks worse than a skunk on date night! — Me

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night. — Anthony Jeselnik

My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me. — Michael J. Fox

If a person ever came to me as a fan and tried to go out on a date, I wouldn't. I've had enough kind of crazy experiences in that department. — Meredith Brooks

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song. — Kesha

If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure thing. — Eva Mendes

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me. — Zach Braff

He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston

My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me. — Sam Pink

My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me. — Tamara Mellon

Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do. — Norman Wisdom

I had a blind date with a dentist - and he told me to come back in six months. — Joan Rivers

Frankly, I'll believe in horoscopes the day I can describe my personality to an astrologer and they tell me what date I was born. — Seth Shostak

Have dinner with me tonight?" Day asked his voice full of emotion.

"Yes," God answered immediately. — A.E. Via

Extended metaphor is like a carton of milk without an expiration date. — Jesse Helms

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit. — Dane Cook

nothing is safer
than the sound of you
reading out loud to me

-the perfect date — Rupi Kaur

I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince. — David Krumholtz

After what I told her and she still wants me to date her son? He must be a perfectly wonderful catch. — Jennifer Loren

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. — John Mayer

Someone very important once told me, 'You can make almost everything look great.' That's the best compliment I have received till date. — Nimrat Kaur

Memory has always fascinated me. Think of it. You can recall at will your first day in high school, your first date, your first love. — Eric Kandel

Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. — Kim Kardashian

After tonight I will not date put pen to paper again. A blank page to me is like a drink to an alcoholic. — Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers. — Stephanie

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan

I think I was obsessed with the culture of riding. I got sick of having to date guys who rode motorcycles for me to be on them. — Katee Sackhoff

If he was able to help me save my sister, I'd not only take him up on his date offer. I'd pay for everything and seriously consider putting out. — Jeaniene Frost

If you'll excuse me, I have to pull my date out of the garbage. — Debra Anastasia

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity. — Leona Lewis

I want you to love me."
"I don't even know you."
"Then I'll settle for a date. Bowling? — Charles Sheehan-Miles

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! — Cristin Milioti

He's got it bad for my boobs. He asked them out on the date, not me. — Helena Hunting

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. — Joss Stirling

Maybe he doesn't date you but he is definitely dating me, Eva responded before I could
say anything. — Abbi Glines

While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands — Amy McAuley

I should go. My date ... "
"Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone. — Aubrey Plaza

A lunch date is more fun than a dinner date; you're not tired. It's a secret that not a lot of other parents told me about. — Jessica Capshaw

You don't have to date me, just don't date her. Please, as your friend, I'm begging you not to date someone who doesn't appreciate you. — Cammie McGovern

It's not romantic and it's a daylight date but I understand that your attraction to me is so intense that you need to keep a safe distance. — Caroline Kepnes

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky! — Rick Riordan

Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star. — Jessica Simpson

On our second date, she kissed me in a bar. I invited her home. We just caught the F train, which seemed like a good omen. — Alison Bechdel

My priest tells me i should not date a mormon but im just too in love with you that i'm willing to take risks — Ellen Hopkins

I've never gone on a date ... If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me. — Blake Lively

I wouldn't want to date a pushover who would let me make all the plans and have all the control. — Taylor Swift

They keep telling me that my flow's up to date, you know. I guess they thought I was gonna come back sounding ... old. — Cheryl James

Many a month of gloomy unconsciousness rolled over me, without date or notice. One thousand waves may welter over a sunk wreck, and be felt as one. — Charles Robert Maturin

You shouldn't
date someone if your heart is owned by someone
else. It doesn't work, trust me. — Anna Todd

It seems to me that I have always existed and that I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs. — Gustave Flaubert

So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out. — Devon Monk

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy! — Donald Glover

I am very lucky, I have a very tight group of friends and a very supportive family, and to this date no-one has ever sold a story on me. — Sienna Miller

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. — Jason Krumbine

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes. — Tyson Gay

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers [on her father's opinion of her dating wrestlers]. — Stephanie McMahon

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in. — Vinnie Jones

You can't date if you're famous. That's how it seems to me. — Orlando Bloom

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone. — Anna Nicole Smith

Just because I'm single and don't date a lot, that doesn't make me a lesbian. — Kelly Clarkson

Will you do me the honor of being my date for the Homecoming Dance? The prospect of not being able to hold you in my arms all night is heartbreaking. — Abbi Glines

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! — David Spade

A good amount of the guys wanted to date me. Even older guys looking at me. It took some getting used to. — Vanessa Hudgens

The street and me is a love story. 1971 is a great date because, finally, fashion took to the street. — Yves Saint-Laurent

- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date.
- Then what is it?
- It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser. — Simone Elkeles

That son of a bitch. Looked like my expiration date was sooner than I'd thought. The bastard had fucked me up the ass at my own game. — Nenia Campbell

Going out to look for a date, I don't have to do that. They come to me. — Ryan Lochte

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me. — Mika.

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy. — Caprice Bourret

Had that asshole from her date tried something? If he did, I'd kill him. I'd nail his fucking guts to the wall, so help me God. — Chance Carter

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me? — Chelsea Handler

Justine ......have you ever had sex on the first date?'
'Yes' she said instantly,'No but stay with me annway — Lisa Kleypas