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Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?""Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy. — Darynda Jones
My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
— Darynda Jones
Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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I should've known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn't. You're not nearly as muscular.
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I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.Charley — Darynda Jones
I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated. - T-SHIRT
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I was more than willing to put aside the Charley Davidson Book of Etiquette and Mud Wrestling if it resulted in earth-shattering orgasms.
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I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans and a Pink Floyd T-shirt. Probably 'cause I did that once.
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I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My badCharley Davidson. — Darynda Jones
That's the thing about things. They tend to happen.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs. — Darynda Jones
SARC- is my second favorite -ASM word
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A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.It was fun while it lasted. — Darynda Jones
Any said by "Charley Davidson" is my favorite!
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones
I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more.
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Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in."Right there with ya. — Darynda Jones
Suddenly I'm that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I'll be boiling rabbits.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives — Darynda Jones
The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of less is more.
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I'd tried to be washed of my sin once, but I ran out of Dial. Tricky business, that.
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When I'm not scouring through the backstreets of every city in the state, I keep an eye on the girl. My girl.
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One day, I'm going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson."I had no idea she was into anal. — Darynda Jones
And just how, exactly, do you feed off the souls of humans? Is it like a vitamin-deficiency thing?
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It's a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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Reyes and I sat arm in arm in the back of the rented SUV. He seemed relieved. Happy.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Gemma," I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, "now I can't scare her. You can't go around telling people about me.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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I was like a small but devastating plague upon humanity.
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Rey'azikeen."He'd offered me one last glance and winked a microsecond before he was gone. — Darynda Jones
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.
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I caused more trouble than gonorrhea.
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How would you like your eggs?"I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? — Darynda Jones
Sometimes I crave pickles. Other times I crave the blood of my enemy. Weird. - CHARLEY DAVIDSON
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I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it
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For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
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In three hundred feet, turn right, Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.
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Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your Privates
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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