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I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't! — Olga Goa

I cannot believe that you're still a girl. Your kisses don't seem that innocent. They are driving me crazy. — Olga Goa

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay. — Olga Goa

You're very naive and innocent, and don't understand a lot of things yet. — Olga Goa

I'm afraid that if we move on to such topics, I won't be able to let you go safe and sound. — Olga Goa

His dark eyes searched her face. "But you love me," he said finally.
She had no reason to deny it. Ileni lifted her shoulders. "I'll recover. — Leah Cypess

It's just like in a Brazilian serial! Destiny has brought us together. — Olga Goa

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

I think the word 'pleasure' is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning. — Olga Goa

I'm giving pleasure to you. Don't interfere. — Olga Goa

Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan

I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself. — Olga Goa

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The words of men cannot be trusted, especially men like you! — Olga Goa

Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful. — Stephen J. Cannell

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like never, only less often. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am girl overboard.
But you do make drowning fun. — Casey Renee Kiser

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me. — Elena Satine

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy! — Troy Bisson

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this. — Olga Goa

If you go on touching me, I'll catch fire before your eyes. — Olga Goa

Love is photogenic, it develops in the dark. — Lorraine Gokul

And you haven't got a 'pause' button, have you? You are just uncontrollable! — Olga Goa

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If your parents left you, it doesn't mean that other people will also do it to you. — Olga Goa

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles. — Vera Brosgol

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks

Don't love the job kid. The Job is a whore, and she won't love you back. — James J. Kavanaugh

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I need only you, Milano, not your money. — Olga Goa

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli — Laurell K. Hamilton

In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die. — Nazareth Bergeron

Don't be shy, dear. I'm too old for you to be embarrassed by me. — Olga Goa

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Stop smiling as if I've been acquainted with you for ages! — Olga Goa

The idea of one's normality is delusional fact of the reality. — J. Limbu

Forget everything that surrounds you. Think that there's just you and me in this wide world. — Olga Goa

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo