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There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon. — Dannika Dark

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do it. Cops do it. — Ronald Perelman

Upstaged by a schizophrenic, Dallas said. The story of my life. — Pat Conroy

Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice? — Gasmaskman

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain. — Gasmaskman

Like a Siren, it tempts me with whispered promises of the ever-elusive Normal Life. — David Arnold

All lines are gray in the dark. — Nenia Campbell

In order to avoid this bitter end, we would all have to be born again, and born with the knowledge of alternatives. Even then? — Maya Angelou

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Bridget -
I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.

Joan -
I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm. — Bridget Golightly

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. — Margaret Cho

The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us. — Juliette Fay

I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and dark matter. — Lisa Kleypas

Oh, precious losing streak,
you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood. — Casey Renee Kiser

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

How much is real and for how long.. — J. Limbu

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors. — Jonas Eriksson

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes. — Ankita Singhal

Comedy is about flaws anyway ... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life. — Brett Gelman

The idea of one's normality is delusional fact of the reality. — J. Limbu

The general plot of life is sometimes shaped by the different ways genuine intelligence combines with equally genuine ignorance. — Lucy Grealy

I hear they make greeting cards now
to thank your therapist ... for NOTHING — Casey Renee Kiser

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Life's a grave dig it. — K.R. Helms

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

He comes.
And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas