Dark And Funny Quotes
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I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait.""No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran
— Krista Alasti
The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
— Craig Charles
Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.
— Nenia Campbell
You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.'Yes,' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark. — Kenneth Oppel
I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
— Woody Allen
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
If someone were to come up to you in a dark alley and say, "Psst, wanna see a UML diagram?" thatdiagram would probably be a class diagram. — Martin Fowler
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark.
— Arthur Darvill
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
— David Sedaris
I saw a dark void under the platform and had just enough time to think: Fuck me he's a earthbender.
— Ben Aaronovitch
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Just shut up and talk. - Shella
— Krista Alasti
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerousand cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude.
— Krist Novoselic
Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!
— Adam Gidwitz
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
— Dannika Dark
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.
— Terry Pratchett
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
— James Hetfield
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
