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The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason. — Tom Coughlin

I'm playing with fire, with something I don't understand. — L.J.Smith

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! — Cathy East Dubowski

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

When you play music you discover a part of yourself that you never knew existed. — Bill Evans

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. — Susan M Dodd

To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect? — Confucius

It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise. — Tessa Dare

Does anyone like a fat old cow?"

"Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

I think the first things that are relevant are that things should work well; they should function. — Robin Day

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence. — Tessa Dare

You must endure what is painful to secure that which is profitable. — Publilius Syrus

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life. — Tessa Dare

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

Prithee," He protested, "if thou wouldst waiteth a goddamned second- — Tessa Dare

Don't you dare try to die again without asking my permission! — Shungiku Nakamura

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE — Alice Clayton

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers

My on-the-court game was ordinary. I had a jumper but needed screens. I could go right but not left. — Marv Albert

Where is the expectation of privacy in the commission of a crime? — Linda Tripp

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt