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Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I have this dream life where I get

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: While many comics have a secret persona, I

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I have a theory that if you're famous

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Keeler, you have so many issues, you can

Keeler, you have so many issues, you can put the fucking New York Times out of business. — Charlie Cochet

Dana Carvey Quotes By Georgia Cates: I put my hand on the crotch of

I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here. — Georgia Cates

Dana Carvey Quotes By Kurt Fuller: I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and

I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and I think we all thought, "Dana's the guy. There's the comic genius." — Kurt Fuller

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: If I only ran when nothing hurt, I

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I don't find biology as interesting as politics

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I'm a real people-pleaser.

I'm a real people-pleaser. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: A mom and dad found an S&M magazine

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: You know, sometimes you can't just take an

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: Well, I loved variety in television, I loved

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Bas Rutten: It is better to do too much than

It is better to do too much than to do too little. — Bas Rutten

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: When people come to see my stand-up, they

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: If you just kind of live a regular

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I'm more of a people pleaser.

I'm more of a people pleaser. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I always tend to think of all of

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I've never really worked on them. Just once

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Stephen R.J. Sheppard: Between 45 and 75 per cent of worldwide

Between 45 and 75 per cent of worldwide carbon emissions are controlled by or attributed to urban areas.7, — Stephen R.J. Sheppard

Dana Carvey Quotes By Orson Scott Card: So the whole war is because we can't

So the whole war is because we can't talk to each other. — Orson Scott Card

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I got lucky. I won the San Francisco

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: That's why modern corporate movie making has become

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Joe Lauzon: It's like holding a hot coal in your

It's like holding a hot coal in your hand, it just burns you, it doesn't do me any good. — Joe Lauzon

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Cheri Huber: It's not what you do, it's how you

It's not what you do, it's how you do it. — Cheri Huber

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I'm thirty years old, but I read at

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Alan W. Watts: Normally, we do not so much look at

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them. — Alan W. Watts

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit.

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!' — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I never read the tabloids.

I never read the tabloids. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Mikhail Tal: Fischer is Fischer, but a knight is a

Fischer is Fischer, but a knight is a knight! — Mikhail Tal

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light. — Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quotes By Dana Carvey: I think ABC sort of hoped I would

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey