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I'm Opera Singer. I can sing Brecht, Weil. — Nina Hagen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me — Willie Pastrano

I remember it was a damn funny thing for a stranger to say," Stephen said. "Old Ones, we Old Ones. With capital letters
you could *hear* them. — Susan Cooper

I never knew it was possible to be so miserable in so many ways. — Amie Kaufman

One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things. — Gillian Flynn

A depressing musty scent pervaded the place, as if a cheese had recently died there in painful circumstances. — P.G. Wodehouse

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

Scared is what happens when the sacred gets scrambled. — Anodea Judith

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around. — J.D. Salinger

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The same distinction marks off Tragedy from Comedy; for Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life. III — Aristotle.

The last time I saw Elvis was when I played my second New Year's Eve show for him in 1970. — Ronnie Milsap

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

Looking at God instantly reduces our disposition to dissent from our brother. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I kissed her and forgot death. — Jeanette Winterson

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones

Life's too damn funny for me to explain. — Don Marquis

I'm not a good crime writer. I'm not good with plots ... so I have to do something else. — Karin Fossum

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? — Jeaniene Frost

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Either you can have life or you can be remembered in history — Osho

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside. — Albert Schweitzer

There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a lot of money. — David Williamson

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

The road to the next level is always uphill, and if a team isn't intentionally fighting to move up, then it inevitably slides down. — John C. Maxwell