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Reactionary nostalgia for the proprieties of Victorian England is unfortunate, like a whore looking under the bed for her virginity. — Bruce Robinson

Are you always so cynical?' said Angelica.
'No,' said Katherine. 'Sometimes I'm asleep. — Sam Byers

There is perhaps no better a demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. — Carl Sagan

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. — Brian Spellman

Yes, world.
Truly.
You disgust me.
Please continue. — Eric Jarosinski

I hire tea by the tea bag. — Martin Amis

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

In modern medicine, we have a name for nearly everything, but a cure for almost nothing. — Charles F. Glassman

The purpose of education is to teach a defense against eloquence. — Bertrand Russell

I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying. — Brian Haig

Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption. — Angela Elwell Hunt

God is a God of endless opportunities to do good; the God of the open door. — John Ortberg

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life. — Terry Pratchett

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?

That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes. — Patrick Bryant

I've been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this. — Robert Stone

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour

It's easy to be cynical in this day and age, but I believe that everyone has some good in them. And by good, I'm referring to "good cholesterol". — John Hartnett

Bookseller Praise for Die For Me: 'A blend of hard-edged police — Karen Rose

New York was the inspiration for The Heart of Rock and Roll and Workin for a Livin. There are a lot of songs in the streets of New York. — Huey Lewis

Nobody has any rights unless they've got a machine gun. — Kent Anderson

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize. — Carol Maloney Scott

The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people. — Criss Jami

You know nothing, Jon Snow." She — George R R Martin

Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka

alcohol played the midwife — James Branch Cabell

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. — Tana French

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious. — Meg Cabot

The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by. — James Branch Cabell

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

It's war, you jackasses," Keyes snapped. "I'm sorry it's not terribly convenient or comfortable for you. — John Scalzi

An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. — Madalyn Murray O'Hair

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas