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Cry Funny Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah: don't just listen to people crying, hear the

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Cry Funny Quotes By Conan O'Brien: In New York, we had primary elections for

In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. — Conan O'Brien

Cry Funny Quotes By Al Ries: Positioning is not what you do to a

Positioning is not what you do to a product. Positioning is what you do to the mind of the prospect. — Al Ries

Cry Funny Quotes By Donna K. Childree: I think I rescued myself.

I think I rescued myself. — Donna K. Childree

Cry Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cry Funny Quotes By R.v.m.: The story of money is very funny. Others

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

Cry Funny Quotes By Ali Smith: Friends are always pretty, even when they're not.

Friends are always pretty, even when they're not. — Ali Smith

Cry Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

Cry Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Faith is the fountain of life.

Faith is the fountain of life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Cry Funny Quotes By Doreen Virtue: True friends are trustworthy angels.

True friends are trustworthy angels. — Doreen Virtue

Cry Funny Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: I'm not interested in the reviews by critics

I'm not interested in the reviews by critics over the age of 15. — Mark A. Cooper

Cry Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Cry Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that

Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Cry Funny Quotes By David Carr: Some of the burdens we carry include false

Some of the burdens we carry include false weight, perhaps to make up for all the horrible stuff we actually did and forgot. — David Carr

Cry Funny Quotes By Jeff Bridges: It's funny. You succeed, but now where are

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. — Jeff Bridges

Cry Funny Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, Archer offered. — Rachel Hawkins

Cry Funny Quotes By Gerry Geek: It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

Cry Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: The only thing that makes me cry at

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero

Cry Funny Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

Cry Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. — Andy Borowitz

Cry Funny Quotes By Walther Nernst: On examinations: Das Wissen ist der Tad der

On examinations: Das Wissen ist der Tad der Forschung.
Knowledge is the death of research.
Nernst's motto. — Walther Nernst

Cry Funny Quotes By Michael A. Stackpole: People downloading my stories from the bit torrent

People downloading my stories from the bit torrent sites were never going to buy them anyway. It's no money out of my pocket. — Michael A. Stackpole

Cry Funny Quotes By Michael Caine: I don't do it often, but I do

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh. — Michael Caine

Cry Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Cry Funny Quotes By Eleanor Catton: I've had countless reviews sort that have made

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

Cry Funny Quotes By Paul Cezanne: To achieve progress nature alone counts, and the

To achieve progress nature alone counts, and the eye is trained through contact with her. It becomes concentric by looking and working. — Paul Cezanne

Cry Funny Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: The funny thing is, I was never much

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne