Cry Funny Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Cry Funny

Cry Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Cry Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. — Conan O'Brien

Positioning is not what you do to a product. Positioning is what you do to the mind of the prospect. — Al Ries

I think I rescued myself. — Donna K. Childree

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

Friends are always pretty, even when they're not. — Ali Smith

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

Faith is the fountain of life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

True friends are trustworthy angels. — Doreen Virtue

I'm not interested in the reviews by critics over the age of 15. — Mark A. Cooper

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Some of the burdens we carry include false weight, perhaps to make up for all the horrible stuff we actually did and forgot. — David Carr

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. — Jeff Bridges

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, Archer offered. — Rachel Hawkins

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. — Andy Borowitz

On examinations: Das Wissen ist der Tad der Forschung.
Knowledge is the death of research.
Nernst's motto. — Walther Nernst

People downloading my stories from the bit torrent sites were never going to buy them anyway. It's no money out of my pocket. — Michael A. Stackpole

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh. — Michael Caine

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

To achieve progress nature alone counts, and the eye is trained through contact with her. It becomes concentric by looking and working. — Paul Cezanne

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne