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Crude But Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Who taught you to go around falling on

Who taught you to go around falling on rats ans squishing on hats? Terrible, terrible. Must always be mindful of your manners. — Lauren Oliver

Crude But Funny Quotes By Mindy Grossman: I believe in accessibility. I believe in honesty

I believe in accessibility. I believe in honesty and a culture that supports that. And you can't have that if you're not open to receiving feedback. — Mindy Grossman

Crude But Funny Quotes By Guy Davenport: Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. — Guy Davenport

Crude But Funny Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Crude But Funny Quotes By Drew Barrymore: I once took a poo in the woods

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

Crude But Funny Quotes By Caitlin R. Kiernan: No one ever said you have to be

No one ever said you have to be dead and buried to be a ghost. — Caitlin R. Kiernan

Crude But Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: 9% would give up sex for the remote

9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! — Jay Leno

Crude But Funny Quotes By Earl Nightingale: Find what you can do best that renders

Find what you can do best that renders service to others and do it with all your might. — Earl Nightingale

Crude But Funny Quotes By Mie Hansson: Everything is possible in America, except the production

Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence. — Mie Hansson

Crude But Funny Quotes By Timothy Keller: Honor the image of God. Human beings are

Honor the image of God. Human beings are not accidents, but creations. — Timothy Keller

Crude But Funny Quotes By Kristine Kathryn Rusch: Publicity doesn't work for books. It really doesn't.

Publicity doesn't work for books. It really doesn't. All it does is get your name in front of a reader who might then glance at your book. Or not. — Kristine Kathryn Rusch

Crude But Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Crude But Funny Quotes By Zbigniew Brzezinski: I don't feel I was "born American," but

I don't feel I was "born American," but my homeland was denied to me after the end of World War II and I craved something I could identify with. — Zbigniew Brzezinski

Crude But Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her.

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. — Solange Nicole

Crude But Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: The soul and substance of what customarily ranks

The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice
and always has been. — Mark Twain

Crude But Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Oh, fine, Eleanor thought. The children of hell

Oh, fine, Eleanor thought. The children of hell shan't go hungry on my watch. — Rainbow Rowell

Crude But Funny Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: Ela did you just fart? Because you just

Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. — Mark A. Cooper

Crude But Funny Quotes By Georges Clemenceau: War is too serious to be entrusted to

War is too serious to be entrusted to generals — Georges Clemenceau

Crude But Funny Quotes By Kamal Ravikant: Confidence comes from crossing thresholds.

Confidence comes from crossing thresholds. — Kamal Ravikant