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Crotch Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs

Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs and lick your wounds? Maybe make an ice pack for your crotch? — Rachel Vincent

Crotch Quotes By Big Sean: I think it's tacky to have chains that

I think it's tacky to have chains that go all the way down to your crotch. — Big Sean

Crotch Quotes By Eve Langlais: Damn, did I need a fan or, even

Damn, did I need a fan or, even better, a really cold ice pack for my crotch. — Eve Langlais

Crotch Quotes By Rose Wynters: There's no way that you're real, she murmured

There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch. — Rose Wynters

Crotch Quotes By Ron Whipple: The last thing I want to hear from

The last thing I want to hear from a crotch, I yell, is Walt Whitman! — Ron Whipple

Crotch Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: (Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.)Should we

(Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.)
Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Crotch Quotes By Jessica Lemmon: She felt like backing into his crotch and

She felt like backing into his crotch and pressing her back into his chest. And then maybe rubbing against him a little. — Jessica Lemmon

Crotch Quotes By Iain Banks: I held my crotch, closed my eyes and

I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism. — Iain Banks

Crotch Quotes By Stacey Jay: Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've

Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but ... — Stacey Jay

Crotch Quotes By David Wong: Crotch-punchingly real!

Crotch-punchingly real! — David Wong

Crotch Quotes By Debra Anastasia: This place's a festering whore's crotch. Do I

This place's a festering whore's crotch. Do I own it? — Debra Anastasia

Crotch Quotes By Georgia Cates: I put my hand on the crotch of

I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here. — Georgia Cates

Crotch Quotes By A. J. McLean: My crotch is like scrambled eggs

My crotch is like scrambled eggs — A. J. McLean

Crotch Quotes By Robert Kirkman: Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say,

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. — Robert Kirkman

Crotch Quotes By Josh Gates: Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates

Crotch Quotes By Matthew Inman: Crunches are an exercise where you lie on

Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch. — Matthew Inman

Crotch Quotes By Melanie Harlow: Stop it, Mia. And don't even look at

Stop it, Mia. And don't even look at his crotch right now. Don't do it, don't do it, don't - I did it. I couldn't help myself. — Melanie Harlow

Crotch Quotes By Dave Eggers: She backed away, looking at him, his shirt

She backed away, looking at him, his shirt hiked up, his crotch exposed. She could think only of a campfire, one small log, all of it doused in milk. — Dave Eggers

Crotch Quotes By Nakata Yumi: Please don't talk into the middle of other

Please don't talk into the middle of other people's crotch! — Nakata Yumi

Crotch Quotes By Kai Ashante Wilson: Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the

Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the latter; but the unwashed inferno of his crotch and ass stank worst of all. "Y'all — Kai Ashante Wilson

Crotch Quotes By Jennifer Echols: Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why,

Can you put your hands on my crotch?"
"Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols

Crotch Quotes By Christopher Moore: I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore

Crotch Quotes By Ty Cobb: When I began playing the game, baseball was

When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. — Ty Cobb

Crotch Quotes By Rebecca Solnit: A Freudian would claim to know what they

A Freudian would claim to know what they have and I lack, but intelligence is not situated in the crotch - — Rebecca Solnit

Crotch Quotes By John Cameron Mitchell: My sex change operation got botched; my guardian

My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch! — John Cameron Mitchell

Crotch Quotes By Lindsay Buroker: licks donkey crotch,

licks donkey crotch, — Lindsay Buroker

Crotch Quotes By Kresley Cole: I can't help it that this is the

I can't help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle"- She pointed at her crotch-"when guys venture there, they tend to stay — Kresley Cole

Crotch Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Jesus Christ, Tate, you're staring at his damn

Jesus Christ, Tate, you're staring at his damn crotch! — Colleen Hoover

Crotch Quotes By Scott Hawkins: As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men

As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men are almost always 50 to 60 percent dumber in matters involving their crotch. — Scott Hawkins

Crotch Quotes By Devon Monk: Abraham had almost kissed me.And I'd kicked him

Abraham had almost kissed me.
And I'd kicked him in the crotch.
That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship. — Devon Monk

Crotch Quotes By Morrissey: Boot the grime of this world in the

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear. — Morrissey

Crotch Quotes By Katja Millay: I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking

I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back. — Katja Millay

Crotch Quotes By Elliott James: I'd be lying if I said all those

I'd be lying if I said all those thoughts didn't run through my crotch as soon as we made eye contact. I mean, mind. They ran through my mind. Samuel — Elliott James

Crotch Quotes By Neil Gaiman: There were bad guys on flying manhole covers

There were bad guys on flying manhole covers after me, and a guy with an armored crotch and a mirrored face. — Neil Gaiman

Crotch Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: What's the matter?" And she could hear the

What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch? — Shelly Laurenston

Crotch Quotes By Sherri Desbois: Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I

Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch. — Sherri Desbois

Crotch Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Through people locked together crotch to crotch, face

Through people locked together crotch to crotch, face to face, crotch to face, crotch to ass, and ass to face, I dig a pit. — Chuck Palahniuk

Crotch Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Contrary to what you believe, the earth does

Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Crotch Quotes By Tucker Max: You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while. — Tucker Max

Crotch Quotes By K.A. Barson: Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than

Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch. — K.A. Barson

Crotch Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear

Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection. — Terry Pratchett

Crotch Quotes By John Sandford: Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?

Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch? — John Sandford

Crotch Quotes By Tom Colicchio: I know nothing about hip-hop ... There's only

I know nothing about hip-hop ... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for this. — Tom Colicchio

Crotch Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: May the fleas of a thousand camels invade

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

Crotch Quotes By Darynda Jones: How would you like your eggs?"I tried. I

How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? — Darynda Jones

Crotch Quotes By Jack Nicholson: People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson

Crotch Quotes By Bob Saget: What do you do if you're in the

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? — Bob Saget

Crotch Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Like it. And, hey, why do I have

Like it. And, hey, why do I have so much sand in my crotch? Okay, — Jen Lancaster

Crotch Quotes By DJ Quik: Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it

Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. — DJ Quik

Crotch Quotes By Joanna Wylde: If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold

If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch. — Joanna Wylde

Crotch Quotes By Sydney Landon: wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn

wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops. — Sydney Landon

Crotch Quotes By Marsha Warfield: Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch,

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

Crotch Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson: The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Crotch Quotes By Barry Lyga: Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs

Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me. — Barry Lyga

Crotch Quotes By John Updike: Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out,

Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works. — John Updike

Crotch Quotes By Rachel Higginson: Holy hell, Hendrix was going to get eaten

Holy hell, Hendrix was going to get eaten by my crotch that had evolved into a man-eating gorilla sometime over the last two years! — Rachel Higginson

Crotch Quotes By Debra Webb: There were two things a girl learned to

There were two things a girl learned to do simultaneously at a very young age: knee a guy in the crotch and scream at the top of her lungs. — Debra Webb

Crotch Quotes By Elle Casey: How dare he have such a stinky crotch.

How dare he have such a stinky crotch. — Elle Casey

Crotch Quotes By Kim Harrison: The quickest way to a woman's crotch is

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake? Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel. — Kim Harrison

Crotch Quotes By B. Justin Shier: In the past five minutes, I had managed

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

Crotch Quotes By Eileen Cook: As a matter of fact, there was a

As a matter of fact, there was a rule. If he wanted the Save the Crotch letter, then there was going to be an official vote. — Eileen Cook