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Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs and lick your wounds? Maybe make an ice pack for your crotch? — Rachel Vincent

I think it's tacky to have chains that go all the way down to your crotch. — Big Sean

Damn, did I need a fan or, even better, a really cold ice pack for my crotch. — Eve Langlais

There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch. — Rose Wynters

The last thing I want to hear from a crotch, I yell, is Walt Whitman! — Ron Whipple

(Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.)
Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

She felt like backing into his crotch and pressing her back into his chest. And then maybe rubbing against him a little. — Jessica Lemmon

I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism. — Iain Banks

Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but ... — Stacey Jay

Crotch-punchingly real! — David Wong

This place's a festering whore's crotch. Do I own it? — Debra Anastasia

I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here. — Georgia Cates

My crotch is like scrambled eggs — A. J. McLean

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. — Robert Kirkman

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates

Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch. — Matthew Inman

Stop it, Mia. And don't even look at his crotch right now. Don't do it, don't do it, don't - I did it. I couldn't help myself. — Melanie Harlow

She backed away, looking at him, his shirt hiked up, his crotch exposed. She could think only of a campfire, one small log, all of it doused in milk. — Dave Eggers

Please don't talk into the middle of other people's crotch! — Nakata Yumi

Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the latter; but the unwashed inferno of his crotch and ass stank worst of all. "Y'all — Kai Ashante Wilson

Can you put your hands on my crotch?"
"Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore

When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. — Ty Cobb

A Freudian would claim to know what they have and I lack, but intelligence is not situated in the crotch - — Rebecca Solnit

My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch! — John Cameron Mitchell

licks donkey crotch, — Lindsay Buroker

I can't help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle"- She pointed at her crotch-"when guys venture there, they tend to stay — Kresley Cole

Jesus Christ, Tate, you're staring at his damn crotch! — Colleen Hoover

As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men are almost always 50 to 60 percent dumber in matters involving their crotch. — Scott Hawkins

Abraham had almost kissed me.
And I'd kicked him in the crotch.
That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship. — Devon Monk

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear. — Morrissey

I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back. — Katja Millay

I'd be lying if I said all those thoughts didn't run through my crotch as soon as we made eye contact. I mean, mind. They ran through my mind. Samuel — Elliott James

There were bad guys on flying manhole covers after me, and a guy with an armored crotch and a mirrored face. — Neil Gaiman

What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch? — Shelly Laurenston

Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch. — Sherri Desbois

Through people locked together crotch to crotch, face to face, crotch to face, crotch to ass, and ass to face, I dig a pit. — Chuck Palahniuk

Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while. — Tucker Max

Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch. — K.A. Barson

Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection. — Terry Pratchett

Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch? — John Sandford

I know nothing about hip-hop ... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for this. — Tom Colicchio

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? — Darynda Jones

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? — Bob Saget

Like it. And, hey, why do I have so much sand in my crotch? Okay, — Jen Lancaster

Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. — DJ Quik

If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch. — Joanna Wylde

wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops. — Sydney Landon

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me. — Barry Lyga

Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works. — John Updike

Holy hell, Hendrix was going to get eaten by my crotch that had evolved into a man-eating gorilla sometime over the last two years! — Rachel Higginson

There were two things a girl learned to do simultaneously at a very young age: knee a guy in the crotch and scream at the top of her lungs. — Debra Webb

How dare he have such a stinky crotch. — Elle Casey

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake? Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel. — Kim Harrison

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

As a matter of fact, there was a rule. If he wanted the Save the Crotch letter, then there was going to be an official vote. — Eileen Cook